He wakes up to shave with a rusty razor blade
That dim reflection says that he's a man today and not a boy
Which until previously had been employed
By those who know
It's a pleasure
And oh you're a treasure
I feel better
With just a measure of
Poison for the lady who's expecting his dear baby
And it's only a matter of time
Till he wakes up face down on the bedroom floor
And his wallet is gone and it's almost four
He meant to meet the girl
But it seems that someone else
Took initiative
In fulfilling this
And you won't forgive
Such a sensitive
Subject for her slim physique
I wish to hold my tongue but speak, cause
It's not a baby, It's a china doll
You've got some nerve, you're never here at all
She tells you maybe just to make you fall
But she's no lady she's just mean and
Cruel to be kind
And saintly inside
Now I need to lay my head down to rest
This situation's gone from a mockery into a mess
She's not your type I understand
It's not that easy to let it go
And you'll never know
How to take it slow
And be comfortably
Blind to all her cruel convictions
Shame that you can't see that
She's playing you all for a fool
She's got a bone to pick with everyone I know
So stop Your crying there below, cause
It's not a baby, it's a china doll
You've got some nerve, you're never here at all
She tells you maybe just to make you fall
But she's no lady she's just mean and
Not my problem
