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Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch
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Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
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Bloodhound Gang - Uuuu
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Bloodhound Gang - The Roof Is On Fire
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Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
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Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
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Bloodhound Gang - I Hope You Die
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Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn
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Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad of Chasey Lain
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Bloodhound Gang - American Bitches
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Bloodhound Gang - Along Comes Mary
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Bloodhound Gang - My Dad Say's Thats For Pussies
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Bloodhound Gang - Mope
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Bloodhound Gang - The Vagina Song
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Bloodhound Gang - Dimes
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Bloodhound Gang - I'm The Least You Could Do
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Bloodhound Gang - No Hard Feelings
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Bloodhound Gang - Altogether Ooky
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Bloodhound Gang - Asleep At The Wheel
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Bloodhound Gang - Balls Out
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Bloodhound Gang - Lift Your Head Up High ( And Blow Your Brains Out)
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Bloodhound Gang - Pennsylvania
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Bloodhound Gang - Screwing You at Beach on Night
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Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four
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Bloodhound Gang - Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
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Bloodhound Gang - Uncool As Me
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Bloodhound Gang - Weekend!
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Bloodhound Gang - Yellow Fever
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Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
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Bloodhound Gang - Aint Nothing But Mammals
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Bloodhound Gang - B.h.g.p.s.a.
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Bloodhound Gang - Boom
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Bloodhound Gang - Cheese Tidbit
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Bloodhound Gang - Chew Toy
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Bloodhound Gang - Convoy
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Bloodhound Gang - Coo Coo Ca Choo
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Bloodhound Gang - David Song
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Bloodhound Gang - Diarrhea Runs In The Family
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Bloodhound Gang - Diary Of a Stranger
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Bloodhound Gang - Disco Pogo
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Bloodhound Gang - Earlameyer The Butt Pirate
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Bloodhound Gang - Farting With A Walkman On
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Bloodhound Gang - Go Down
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Bloodhound Gang - Going Nowhere Slow
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Bloodhound Gang - Hell Yeah
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Bloodhound Gang - Hooray For Boobies
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Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
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Bloodhound Gang - It's Tricky
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Bloodhound Gang - Jackass
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Bloodhound Gang - K.I.D.S. Incorporated
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Bloodhound Gang - Kids In America
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Bloodhound Gang - Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
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Bloodhound Gang - Legend In My Spare Time
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Bloodhound Gang - Live At the Apollo
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Bloodhound Gang - Magna Cum Nada
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Bloodhound Gang - Mama Say
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Bloodhound Gang - Mama's Boy
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Bloodhound Gang - Nightmare At The Apollo
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Bloodhound Gang - No Rest For The Wicked
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Bloodhound Gang - One Way
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Bloodhound Gang - Pacman On Crack
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Bloodhound Gang - Pickles and Fudge
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Bloodhound Gang - Ralph Wiggum
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Bloodhound Gang - Rang Dang
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Bloodhound Gang - Reflections of Remoh
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Bloodhound Gang - Relax, Don't Do It
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Bloodhound Gang - Right Turn Clyde
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Bloodhound Gang - Rip Taylor is God
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Bloodhound Gang - RSVP
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Bloodhound Gang - She Ain't Got No Legs
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Bloodhound Gang - Shitty Record Offer
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Bloodhound Gang - Should Have Been There
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Bloodhound Gang - Shut Up
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Bloodhound Gang - Socially Awkward Penguin
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Bloodhound Gang - Something Diabolical
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Bloodhound Gang - Strictly For The Tardcore
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Bloodhound Gang - Take The Long Way Home
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Bloodhound Gang - That Cough Came With A Prize
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Bloodhound Gang - The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey
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Bloodhound Gang - The Choice Is Yours
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Bloodhound Gang - The Evils Of Placenta Hustling
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Bloodhound Gang - The Inevitable Return Of The Great White
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Bloodhound Gang - The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope
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Bloodhound Gang - Think Outside The Box
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Bloodhound Gang - This Is Stupid
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Bloodhound Gang - Turn Clyde
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Bloodhound Gang - We Are The Knuckleheads
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Bloodhound Gang - We Are The Knuckleheads (Banned Version)
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Bloodhound Gang - We Bring The Party To You
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Bloodhound Gang - We Like Meat
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Bloodhound Gang - Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?
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Bloodhound Gang - You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
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Bloodhound Gang - Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
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Bloodhound Gang - Yummy Down On This
Three Point One Four
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Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me
Lefty? Yeah but that was alright
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her L now she's a flunky
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys
Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd
I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in anycolor
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of mymother
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica withtheir pussies?
Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me
I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina
Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt
It's just the older that they are the easier they get topick-up
I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture
No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me fat-free American singles only
I want my next chick anorexic the winner is the thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't playrough
No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up
Just independent like NOFX smart like Janeane Garafolo
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would neverknow
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me
I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Kevin Klein? Kind of South Carolina
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