Are you standing up or sitting down?
I've got news to deliver to you
and you're not gonna like the way it sounds.
I've gone straight under
and I've ripped the sails.
I've buttoned my lip with liquid nails.
I crossed my eyes and
then I started falling right down
in the parking lot.
There's a Sunday rider
on the corner every weekend.
He makes his run, counts, leaps and sits.
It always crosses my mind
when I start sorting out the lost and found.
Tonight I'm gonna spend just laying down,
smoking all the pot that I just found.
It was laying on the ground in the parking lot.
I'm gonna set sail in a different sea,
'cause I can't clean up for anything.
Crash landing's never been too good to me.
I'm just standing in place making a mess of things.
