Happy Birthday you've turned another year,
soon you'll have to face your adult fears,
Mortgges, credit card bills and all of life's little thrills,
But don't worry yet 'cos you're only twenty!
One day you'll meet the man of your dreams,
but honestly it's not as hard as it seems,
Bridget Jones and Cinderella, they both met their perfect fella
So fear not 'cos you're only twenty!
So Happy Birthday!
Let's raise a glass to you,
and here's to all the things, bright and new
To the coming years, laughter and the tears,
Of which you will there will be plenty
'Cos you my friend have just turned twenty!
One day you'll have your first little baby
The nappy changes teenage stages,
could drive you crazy.
Shopping sprees, tuition fees,
Boyfriends driving you round the bend,
But play safe! 'Cos you're only twenty
Then you'll see the TV shows, On staying younger longer
Botox, diet and exercise, well that's no surprise
Drinks reduction, lipo suction, gastric bands and age cream scams,
But fuck that! 'Cos you're only twenty!
So Happy Birthday!
Let's raise a glass to you,
and here's to all the things, bright and new
To the coming years, laughter and the tears,
Of which you will there will be plenty
'Cos you my friend have just turned twenty!
But do you remember the days we were in school?
When we strived to be nothing but the epitomy of cool?
We had no responsibilities
Just alco pop specialities,
Oh shit! You've just turned twenty!
