I hate your fucking grandma, She's a fat old cunt I'd love to see her dead And soon i'll pull a stunt I always see her peeping Through her window drapes Telling you not to swear And that jesus saves Yeah, i know she's old And fucking sick But there's no point in peeping, And being such a dick As i walk by her house, I see a glimpse of that flowery dress She's peeping there again, That lard ass fucking mess I sneak into her house And beat her senseless She's your loved grannie, I could not care less I tie her to a chair and Pull her gray hair Choke her with my bare hands, Now this shit is fair I take your grandma by surprise, Batter her with a carpet beater Kick her into the mouth, She looks like a muthafucking beaver I soak her with can of gas, It's time to scratch the match I watch your grandma turn to ash, Jesus take a fucking catch
