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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jonh Lennon VS Billy O'reilly
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump VS Hillary Clinton
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mother Teresa VS Sigmund Freud
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Albert Einstein VS Stephen Hawking
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Babe Ruth VS Lance Armstrong
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Barack Obama VS Mitt Romney
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Batman VS Sherlock Holmes
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Cleopatra VS Marilyn Monroe
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump Vs Joe Biden
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Frank Sinatra VS Freddie Mercury
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jim Henson VS Stan Lee
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Justin Bieber VS Beethoven
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nikola Tesla VS Thomas Edison
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Oprah VS Ellen
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ragnar Lodbrok Vs. Richard The Lionheart
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Rasputin VS Stalin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Rick Grimes VS Walter White
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Stephen King VS Edgar Allan Poe
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Steve Jobs VS Bill Gates
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Thanos Vs J Robert Oppenheimer
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Adam VS Eve
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Alexander the Great VS Ivan the Terrible
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Artists VS TMNT
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ash Ketchum VS Charles Darwin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Billy Mays VS Ben Franklin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Blackbeard VS Al Capone
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bob Ross VS Pablo Picasso
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bruce Banner VS Bruce Jenner
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bruce Lee VS Clint Eastwood
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Columbus VS Captain Kirk
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler III
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hittler II
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - David Copperfield VS Harry Houdini
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Deadpool VS Boba Fett
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Doc Brown VS Doctor Who
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump VS Ebenezer Scrooge
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Dr. Seuss VS William Shakespeare
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Eastern Philosophers VS Western Philosophers
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Elon Musk VS Mark Zuckerberg
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Freddy Krueger Vs Wolverine
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Frederick Douglass VS Thomas Jefferson
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gandalf VS Dumbledore
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gandhi VS Martin Luther King Jr.
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Genghis Khan VS The Easter Bunny
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - George Washington VS William Wallace
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ghostbusters VS Mythbusters
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Goku VS Superman
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gordon Ramsay VS Julia Child
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Guy Fawkes Vs Che Guevara
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Hulk Hogan and Macho Man VS Kim Jong-il
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Isaac Newton VS Bill Nye
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - J. R. R. Tolkien VS George R. R. Martin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jack The Ripper VS Hannibal Lecter
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - James Bond VS Austin Powers
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Lewis and Clark VS Bill and Ted
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mario Bros VS Wright Bros
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Master Chief VS Leonidas
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Michael Jackson VS Elvis Presley
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Michael Jordan VS Muhammad Ali
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Miley Cyrus VS Joan Of Arc
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Moses VS Santa Claus
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mozart VS Skrillex
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mr. T VS Mr. Rogers
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Napoleon VS Napoleon
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nice Peter VS EpicLLOYD
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nice Peter VS EpicLLOYD II
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Romeo & Juliet VS Bonnie & Clyde
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Shaka Zulu VS Julius Caesar
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Steven Spielberg VS Alfred Hitchcock
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Terminator VS Robocop
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Theodore Roosevelt VS Winston Churchill
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Tony Hawk VS Wayne Gretzky
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Wonder Woman VS Stevie Wonder
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Zeus VS Thor
Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker
Epic Rap Battles Of History
Accio mic!
Let me fire up the wand
Like Hermione and Ron I'm about to get it on
'Cause my mouth spits hot like Incendio flames
You're Lukewarm like some Tauntaun remains
Even the mad eye of my man Alastor Moody
Could see your franchise only has two decent movies
Search your feelings
Do you sense déjà vu?
You're gettin' smoked like your Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru
Your acting is flat and your raps are 2D too
Bugger off to the afterlife where you're fat and see-through
You're the biggest letdown in your series since Snoke
It makes sense your father's Vader
All you do is choke
You country bumpkin, you must be dumb
Who farms moisture on a desert planet with two suns?
Let me stick my plans in your Dusty Bin droid
I'll leave you like a Horcrux: Split up and destroyed
[Luke Skywalker]
I don't know who made you shoot first, but that missed
If I was you I'd have a bad feeling 'bout this
(Ooh) I'm a rhyming Jedi like my father before me
Your talking hat shoulda put you in Gryffin-dorky
Your origin story is mostly stolen from me
You might be Potter, but Harry, I planted your seed
Let's see: Little orphan raised by relatives in solitude
Suddenly gets taken under wing of funky wizard dude
Learns that he's been destined to have powerful gifts
But between the two of us I think I got the cooler stick
(Swing it!)
My mic-saber cuts through you so slicey
Leave you on the floor like an arm at Mos Eisley
Hit you with the Wampa raps, I get icy
Land'em in your face like "That'll do nicely"
I fly the X-Wing to save a planet from massacre
You fly a broom like some kind of magical janitor
Your Dumble-dweeb army likes to think that you're the best
All you did was use your mom like a bulletproof vest
[Harry Potter]
The death of my mother saved the wizarding race
Your mum died of heartache when she saw your face
You swamp school dropout! You're too whiney to rhyme
At least when I Slytherin a sister, she isn't mine! (ooh!)
I'm the boy who lived, a bestseller without equal
I'll split you like your fanbase's feelings 'bout the prequels
The sequels brought you back to meet your demise
I'd say you were brilliant, but I must not tell lies
I left J.K. straight Rowling in cash
You let J.J. compact your character to trash
So go on, try and force more of your disses
You're like a Stormtrooper: 'cause all your shit misses
[Luke Skywalker]
(R2-D2 sounds)
That’s right, R2 It does sound like he left all his fire in the goblet
(R2-D2 sounds)
Haha! Maybe he will get rescued by an anorexic hobbit
I think it's pretty clear that you and I are pretty different
My drive's hyper, your drive's Privet
I've got more rhymes than sand grains on Tatooine
You couldn't pull in the win with a tractor beam
I crushed an empire a galaxy large
I blew up the Death Star; you blew up Aunt Marge
I'll pop you where Poppy Pomfrey can't be healing you
Unlike a great disturbance in the Force, I'm not feeling you
Death would eat you up without Hermione and luck
Because your own skills Wingardium Levio-suck
You're a dud like Dursley, but worse
And I’d rather herd nerfs than have to endure your third verse
[Harry Potter]
Have you heard rap before? That was not dope at all
Maybe have Goldieballs show you the protocol
But I bet you're just distracted, you got a lot on your plate
On one hand the rebellion, on the other hand - oh wait
I roll deep and the Weasleys got my back
This muggle sucks more hole than the bloody sarlacc
We'll rough you up good if you try to step to Harry, mate
You're the least intimidating twin since Mary-Kate
I flow like butterbeer on Diagon streets
You can find me getting fantastic on these beats
It's over Luke! I got the high ground advantage
I'll close it like a map: Mischief Managed!
[Luke Skywalker]
You should have Hagrid fly you home on his moped
If I wanted teenage wizardry I'd call Selena Gomez
My attack tactics are galactically hardcore
Far more than your goofy little Scar Wars
I learned flow from the best in the biz
(Get funky!)
So of you, the end this is
(Maclunkey!)
My Jedi mind tricks put the nix on your Imperius
Twist you up like death sticks, I'm Bellatrix: Dead Sirius
No need to Expelliarmus, you're harmless in a duel
Call me the Hogwarts Express: I just took you to school