Paralyzed reaction On the crackin' of my tired ol' bones The heat I keep catchin' Misinformed correction Just a dragon's spiteful groan If they only knew Ten cups of fuel and I'll explain it to you
I'm just a dastardly bastard A livin' hazard I'm the master of gettin' plastered I know a killer named Priscilla She lives out on the river Her quivers make me shiver Shakes my tree like King Kong
If they only knew I'm a dastardly bastard A livin' hazard I'm the master of gettin' plastered Unnatural disaster, cubit sarcastic I'm livin' faster than a roller caster
