Come one come all
bare witness to the shittiest show on earth
American idols lip sinking zero's
kids watching MTV looking for hero's
N'sync was backstreet
Britney verses ashley
Axel rose and michael jacksons nose
I don't think I've ever cared
I don't think I ever will
Who the fuck will spread a stare
And who the fuck are you
Even if you erased everything
and covered up the stains
I'd still be the one here
questioning if anything's arranged
Hey kid's rock and roll
shake hands with the devil and sell your soul
hey kids ask me why
everybodies gotta die
Bush buys his voters
Free love is over
Anna nicole has lost weight off her shoulders
Cell phones with belltones
Hootie and manson
Puffy's now diddy and lopez hates affleck
I don't think I want to know
I don't really fucking care
Take the rumors and the lies
And shove them up your ass
Even if you erased everything and covered up the stains
Hey kid's rock and roll
Shake hands with the devil and sell your soul
Hey kid's ask them why everbodies gotta die
Hey kid's rock and roll
Shake hands with the devil and sell your soul
Hey kid's ask them why everbodies gotta die
Ladies and Gents
Direct your attention please
To the center ring
And behold
The 13th wonder of the world
The three headed jelly spine
Of the nation, we call life
Breaking news, the savior is coming
Everybody run from what you are becoming
Hey kid's rock and roll
Shake hands with the devil and sell your soul
Hey kid's ask them why everbodies gotta die
Hey kid's rock and roll
Shake hands with the devil and sell your soul
Hey kid's ask them why everbodies gotta die
