There’s a dead end job I’ve worked for way too long There’s a check engine light that just checked on There’s a girl at home who says I can’t do nothing right And that’s why I came in here tonight There’s some boys in here that know what I’m going through So bartender let me tell you what to do
Just add tequila so we can taste the feeling of rocking Acapulco for the weekend Yea, there’s no better way to loosen up than singing margaritas If life gives you lemons make lemonade Just add tequila
There’s another cold front blowing in tonight There’s a weather man who’s barely ever right From where I’m sitting, man, it’s warming up The only thing that worries me is an empty cup So I’ll have another one of those little umbrella things No, it really don’t matter what’s in the drink
So if she calls here, wondering where I’ve been tonight Tell her I left town and that won’t be a lie
