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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
- 2
Gwar - Sick Of You
- 3
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 4
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
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Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Gilded Lily
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Gwar - King Queen
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Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - War Party
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Back In Crack
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Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 39
Gwar - Captain Crunch
- 40
Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 43
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 44
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
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Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 47
Gwar - Death Pod
- 48
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 49
Gwar - Destroyed
- 50
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
- 51
Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 52
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 53
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 54
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 55
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 56
Gwar - El Presidente
- 57
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Fight
- 60
Gwar - Filthy Flow
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Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
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Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Friend
- 66
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 67
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 68
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 69
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 70
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 71
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 72
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 73
Gwar - Happy Death Day
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Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 75
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 76
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 77
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 78
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 79
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
- 80
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 81
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 82
Gwar - Jack The World
- 83
Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 84
Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 87
Gwar - Krak Down
- 88
Gwar - Krosstika
- 89
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
- 90
Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 91
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Licksore
- 93
Gwar - Lords and Masters
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Gwar - Lost God
- 95
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 96
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 97
Gwar - Maggots
- 98
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 99
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 100
Gwar - Mary Anne
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Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 102
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
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Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
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Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
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Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
- 108
Gwar - New Dark Age
- 109
Gwar - None But The Brave
- 110
Gwar - Nudged
- 111
Gwar - Ollie North
- 112
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
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Gwar - Parting Shot
- 114
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 115
Gwar - Penile Drip
- 116
Gwar - Penis I See
- 117
Gwar - Pepperoni
- 118
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 119
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 120
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 121
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 122
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 124
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 125
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 126
Gwar - Rise Again
- 127
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
- 128
Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
- 129
Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
- 130
Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 131
Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - Salamidizer
- 133
Gwar - Sammy
- 134
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 135
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Sex Cow
- 137
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 138
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 139
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 140
Gwar - Slutman City
- 141
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 142
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 143
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 144
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 146
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 147
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 148
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
- 149
Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 150
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
- 151
Gwar - The Bonus Plan
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Gwar - The Cutter
- 153
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 155
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 156
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 157
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 158
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 159
Gwar - The New Plague
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Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Reaganator
- 166
Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 169
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 170
Gwar - The Wheel
- 171
Gwar - The Years Without Light
- 172
Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
- 173
Gwar - Tick-Tits
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Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Tormentor
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 179
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 180
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Toy
- 185
Gwar - War Toys
- 186
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 187
Gwar - Whargoul
- 188
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 189
Gwar - Womb With a View
- 190
Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
Gwar
We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs
And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures
Little did we know we were undermining our entire value system...
At that time I was serving in the Masters 3rd Scumdog Legion
aboard a planetary infection barge, attempting to obey a host of
confusing orders, but mostly satisfying only our lust for
slaughter ravingly drunk half the time, I only realized a battle
had started when I heard the roar of the fleets plasma
bombardment. Piling into
our armored assault pods we began our descent to the planets
pulverized surface. We were met by a flight of primitive
interceptors which we devastated with soaring blast of nuclear
hatred, flashing through the debris cloud into the atmosphere
below.
The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7
On the horizon was the blazing outlines of a bombed city, the
outlying areas dotted with flaming craters and fleeing refuges
I vomited out the window and led our battalion on a blazing attack
on the non-combatants pulpifying their flesh in a rain of sulfuric
plasma burst. The mass mutilation of a world ensued, with those
not being fit for slave labor being herded into gigantic flaming
pits. We laughed as several thousand years of cultural development
were wiped out in a single blundering instant.
Gorged on guts, gouged out eyes
Captives fill the breeding hive
Desecrate their sovereign world
Bloated, bloody, drunken churl
Cultures crumble, races die
Stench of midgets fill the sky
Smashing skulls with ghastly crunch
Pretty soon we'll break for lunch
Later, as we flew through deep space
Ritually disemboweling our victims
The navigator informed us that we
Attacked the wrong planet.
Hehehehehahaha
The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7