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Hoobastank - The Reason
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Hoobastank - Same Direction
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Hoobastank - Crawling In The Dark
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Hoobastank - Disappear
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Hoobastank - Out Of Control
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Hoobastank - If I Were You
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Hoobastank - Running Away
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Hoobastank - Just One
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Hoobastank - So Close, So Far
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Hoobastank - I Don't Think I Love You
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Hoobastank - More Than a Memory
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Hoobastank - Unaffected
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Hoobastank - The First Of Me
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Hoobastank - Inside Of You
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Hoobastank - Naked Jock Man
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Hoobastank - Right Before Your Eyes
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Hoobastank - What Happened To Us?
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Hoobastank - Can You Save Me?
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Hoobastank - Escape
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Hoobastank - Let It Out
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Hoobastank - Born To Lead
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Hoobastank - Did You
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Hoobastank - First of Me
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Hoobastank - From The Heart
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Hoobastank - Good Enough
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Hoobastank - Look Where We Are
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Hoobastank - Lucky
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Hoobastank - More Beautiful
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Hoobastank - My Turn
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Hoobastank - Open Your Eyes
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Hoobastank - Pieces
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Hoobastank - Slow Down
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Hoobastank - This Is Gonna Hurt
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Hoobastank - Up And Gone
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Hoobastank - 150
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Hoobastank - All About You
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Hoobastank - Can I Buy You a Drink?
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Hoobastank - Connected (halo 2 Soundtrack)
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Hoobastank - Fallen Star
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Hoobastank - Finally Awake
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Hoobastank - Gona Gone Gone
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Hoobastank - Losing My Grip
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Hoobastank - Moving Forward
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Hoobastank - Never Saw It Coming
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Hoobastank - Never There
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Hoobastank - No Win Situation
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Hoobastank - Ready For You
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Hoobastank - Sick Of Hanging On
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Hoobastank - The Critic
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Hoobastank - The Fallen
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Hoobastank - The Letter
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Hoobastank - The Mirror
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Hoobastank - To Be With You
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Hoobastank - Who The Hell Am I?
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Hoobastank - Without a Fight
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Hoobastank - A Thousand Words
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Hoobastank - A Timeless Classic
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Hoobastank - Afterparty At The Actor's Estate
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Hoobastank - All I Ever Wanted
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Hoobastank - Better
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Hoobastank - Better Left Unsaid
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Hoobastank - Buzzkill (Before You Say Goodbye)
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Hoobastank - Connected
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Hoobastank - Divine
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Hoobastank - Don't Look Away
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Hoobastank - Don't Tell Me
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Hoobastank - Don't Think I Love You
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Hoobastank - Earthsick
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Hoobastank - Educated Fool
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Hoobastank - End Of Our Rope
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Hoobastank - Face The Music
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Hoobastank - Foot In Your Mouth
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Hoobastank - Force Feed Me
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Hoobastank - Ghostbusters
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Hoobastank - Give It Back
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Hoobastank - Gone Gone Gone
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Hoobastank - Head Over Heels
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Hoobastank - Hello Again
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Hoobastank - I Felt a Song Inside Me
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Hoobastank - If My Tongue Could Talk
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Hoobastank - If Only
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Hoobastank - Incomplete
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Hoobastank - Invisible
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Hoobastank - Is It Just Me?
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Hoobastank - Is This The Day?
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Hoobastank - Just Let Go (Who Cares If We Fall)
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Hoobastank - Karma Patrol
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Hoobastank - Leave Today
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Hoobastank - Let You Know
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Hoobastank - Magnolia
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Hoobastank - My Broken Legs
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Hoobastank - My Prescription
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Hoobastank - Never Be Here
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Hoobastank - Never Be Here Again
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Hoobastank - No Destination
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Hoobastank - Now Or Never
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Hoobastank - Our Song
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Hoobastank - Paper Promises
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Hoobastank - Paper Promisses
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Hoobastank - Papercuts And Exit Wounds
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Hoobastank - Pee Wee
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Hoobastank - Prank Call To The Cobalt Cafe
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Hoobastank - Push Pull
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Hoobastank - Reclaiming The Throne
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Hoobastank - Red Sky At Dawn
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Hoobastank - Remember Me
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Hoobastank - Replace You
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Hoobastank - Reset The Breaker
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Hoobastank - Santa´s Coming
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Hoobastank - Say The Same
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Hoobastank - Silence Is Bliss
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Hoobastank - Sing What You Can't Say
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Hoobastank - Sleepyhead
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Hoobastank - Stay with me
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Hoobastank - Stuck Without A Voice
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Hoobastank - Subways In Pittsburgh
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Hoobastank - Sweet Cliches
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Hoobastank - Tears Of Yesterday
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Hoobastank - The Dance That Broke My Jaw
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Hoobastank - The Lesson
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Hoobastank - The Pressure
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Hoobastank - The Rules
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Hoobastank - There Will Never Be Another One
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Hoobastank - This Is Just The Beginning
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Hoobastank - This Is Taking Forever
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Hoobastank - This Is Where We Go It Alone
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Hoobastank - Tin Walls
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Hoobastank - Too Little Too Late
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Hoobastank - Tortoise
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Hoobastank - True Believer
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Hoobastank - Unquestionable
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Hoobastank - Waiting
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Hoobastank - We Are One
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Hoobastank - We Don't Need The World
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Hoobastank - We're So Beyond This
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Hoobastank - What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Grow
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Hoobastank - What I Meant To Say
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Hoobastank - You Before Me
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Hoobastank - You Need To Be Here
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Hoobastank - You're The One
Santa´s Coming
Hoobastank
It's a story that is almost never told
It's about a night that good ol' Santa wished he never had
And no one knows
He was tired of the misses always bitchin' (always bitchin')
And so sick of all those little helpers, too (helpers, too)
So he hopped in his ol' pick up truck
And he yelled that he don't give a fuck
"Tonight I'm gettin wasted at the Blue Oyster Saloon!"
[Chorus]
I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
Well you know that one drink led to another
And suddenly the room began to spin
So round and round ol' Santa went
Not knowing all the trouble he was in
They laughed and kicked him out the door
They said he couldn't have no more
And in the snow he nearly fell
He shook his fist and then he yelled
"You haven't seen the last of me!"
While he was standing in his pee
He flipped the bird and (?)
And stumbled off into the night
[Chorus]
I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So, on and on Santa walked
Heck, I reckon he must have walked for miles before he found a place to shelter him from the cold
A place of warmth, a sanctuary sold
And in this place, Santa feasted his eyes on a most beautiful creature
A creature that made his veins race with love blood
And his loins?
Hell, let's just say Santa's pole.. was pointing north
(Oh ho ho ho ho! Why hello there!
[Sheep Noises]
Oh, Have you been naughty or nice this year? Oh ho ho ho!
[More Sheep Noises]
Well I've got a little present for you!
[Zipper Noise])
Now everyone around has heard the story
A story that was almost never told
About that night that good ol' Santa wished he'd never had
And now you know
[Chorus]
I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer