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Iwrestledabearonce - Boat Paddle
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Iwrestledabearonce - The Cat's Pajamas
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Iwrestledabearonce - That's a Horse Of a Different Color
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Iwrestledabearonce - You Know That Ain't Them Dogs' Real Voices
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Iwrestledabearonce - Alaskan Flounder Basket
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Iwrestledabearonce - Black-Eyed Bush
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Iwrestledabearonce - Break It Down Camacho
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Iwrestledabearonce - Button It Up
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Iwrestledabearonce - Carbon Copy
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Iwrestledabearonce - Carnage Asada
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Iwrestledabearonce - Cory Feldman Holocaust
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Iwrestledabearonce - Curse The Spot
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Iwrestledabearonce - Danger In The Manger
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Iwrestledabearonce - Deodorant Can't Fix Ugly
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Iwrestledabearonce - Doomed To Fail (Part. I)
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Iwrestledabearonce - Doomed To Fail (Part. II)
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Iwrestledabearonce - Eli Cash vs. The Godless Savages
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Iwrestledabearonce - Erase It All
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Iwrestledabearonce - Firebees
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Iwrestledabearonce - Gift Of Death
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Iwrestledabearonce - Gold Jacket, Green Jacket
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Iwrestledabearonce - Green Eyes
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Iwrestledabearonce - I'd Buy That For a Dollar
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Iwrestledabearonce - I'm Cold And There Are Wolves After Me
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Iwrestledabearonce - I'm Gonna Shoot
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Iwrestledabearonce - Inside Job
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Iwrestledabearonce - It Don't Make Me No Nevermind
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Iwrestledabearonce - It Is
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Iwrestledabearonce - It Is Bro Isnt It?
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Iwrestledabearonce - Karate Nipples
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Iwrestledabearonce - Killed To Death
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Iwrestledabearonce - Letters To Stallone
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Iwrestledabearonce - Man Of Virtue
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Iwrestledabearonce - Mind The Gap
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Iwrestledabearonce - Next Visible Delicious
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Iwrestledabearonce - Pazuzu For The Win
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Iwrestledabearonce - Remain Calm
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Iwrestledabearonce - See You In Shell
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Iwrestledabearonce - Snake Charmer
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Iwrestledabearonce - Stay To The Right
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Iwrestledabearonce - Still Jolly After All These Years
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Iwrestledabearonce - Tastes Like Kevin Bacon
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Iwrestledabearonce - The Map
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Iwrestledabearonce - This Head Music Makes My Eyes Rain
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Iwrestledabearonce - Thunder Chunky
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Iwrestledabearonce - Trips
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Iwrestledabearonce - Ulirch Firelord Breaker of Mountains
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Iwrestledabearonce - Uprising
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Iwrestledabearonce - Vlork: The Mighty Weilder of Sheep
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Iwrestledabearonce - Wade In The Water
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Iwrestledabearonce - We All Float Down Here
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Iwrestledabearonce - White Water In The Morning
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Iwrestledabearonce - You Ain't No Family
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Iwrestledabearonce - Your God Is Too Small
Cory Feldman Holocaust
Iwrestledabearonce
Corey's Coming
Old John Joseph was a man with two first names
They left him in the railroad yard when they took away the trains
Only one run a week comes on roaring down that line
So all he's got to worry 'bout is time
I come by in the evening to hear 'bout where he's been
He says - Come on sit down Kid, where shall I begin?
He starts telling me the stories of the glories of his past
But he always saves the story of his Corey for the last
And he says - My Corey's coming. No more sad stories coming
My midnight-moonlight-morning-glory's coming aren't you girl?
And like I told you, when she holds you
She enfolds you in her world
I was quite surprised to find out all the places that he knew
And so I asked the townfolk if his stories were true
They said - Old John was born here, he's lived here all his life
He's never had a woman, let alone a wife
And very soon you'll find out as you check around
That no one named Corey's ever lived in this town
So I chided the old man 'bout the truth that I had heard
He smiled and said - Reality is only just a word
I came by one evening but he did not hear my shout
I looked in the window and saw the fire was out
When he would not wake up I forced in the door
And found that Old John Joseph would tell stories no more
The scene at the graveyard, three of us were there
Me and the gravedigger heard the parson's prayer
He said - We need not grieve for this man
For we know that God cares!
They put the cold dirt over him and left me on my own
And when at last I looked up I saw I was not alone
So I said - If you're a relative, he had a peaceful end
She said - My name is Corey - you can say I'm just a friend
Corey's coming, no more sad stories coming
My midnight-moonlight-morning-glory's coming aren't you girl?
And like I told you, when she holds you
She enfolds you in her world
So that's the old man's story, I'm glad you came tonight
A busted down old railroad yard sure makes a lonely sight
You may wonder why a young man would work out here alone
Well the job pays enough to keep some flesh on my bones
And I confess I get to missing the old man a bit
And there's one other reason I guess I should admit
Can't you see my Corey's coming, no more sad stories coming
My midnight-moonlight-morning-glory's coming aren't you girl?
And like he told me, when she holds me
She enfolds me in her world
Best Of Harry Chapin 3
Corey's Coming