Looking down scope we see fear in their eyes
A shadow cast over, they'll meet their demise
We're searching for treasure and ready to loot
If they stand in our way they know that we'll shoot
Jumping and swinging and climbing on board
They are no match for our beer bongs and swords
We slaughtered the crew and ransacked their boat
We grab the captain, and put a knife to his throat
"I'll take you to our gold", he groans, "I'll trade it for my life
There's an island just South West of here, round your men we sail tonight
These riches you will find, have been left untouched for almost a hundred years
Buried in the cove, beside the seas, what lies within is a mystery"
Sailing downwind, with booty in mind
We've taken his word, we'll see what we find
Anchored onshore as we foresaw the trap
We are Lagerstein! Too smart for that
He's dragged through jungle, X marks the spot
Our prisoner be useless, in the mouth he was shot
The chest has been found, through its treasure we seek
A map lies within that looks truly unique
Holy shit can it be that the legend is true, the fountain of rum is real
It's the tastiest drop with an endless supply, it's a pirates fantasy
This map that we found, will take us there, near Bundy the fountain lies
Set the bearings to the sky, prepare the ship, ahead we fly!
Over the clouds we soar, in search of this uncharted land
Through the night and day, with this map in hand
The fountain of Rum awaits, our steins will forever be full
Anyone who stands in our way, will die!
Over the clouds we soar in search of this uncharted land
Through the night and day, with this map in hand
The Fountain of Rum awaits, our steins will forever be full
No matter how long it takes, we are unstoppable
