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Lagwagon - No One Like You
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Lagwagon - May 16th
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Lagwagon - Sleep
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Lagwagon - Bombs Away
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Lagwagon - Wind In Your Sail
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Lagwagon - Angry Days
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Lagwagon - Know It All
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Lagwagon - Burning Out In Style
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Lagwagon - Don't Laugh At Me
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Lagwagon - May 16
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Lagwagon - Messengers
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Lagwagon - Resolve
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Lagwagon - Sick
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Lagwagon - The Chemist
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Lagwagon - Twenty Seven
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Lagwagon - Violins
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Lagwagon - Weak
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Lagwagon - After You My Friend
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Lagwagon - Alien 8
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Lagwagon - Alison's Disease
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Lagwagon - Automatic
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Lagwagon - Bad Moon Rising
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Lagwagon - Black Eyes
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Lagwagon - Change Despair
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Lagwagon - Dis'chords
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Lagwagon - Island of Shame
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Lagwagon - Kids Don't Like To Share
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Lagwagon - Lamens Terms
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Lagwagon - Making Friends
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Lagwagon - Name Dropping
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Lagwagon - Obsolete Absolute
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Lagwagon - Ride The Snake
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Lagwagon - Surviving California
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Lagwagon - The Kids Are All Wrong
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Lagwagon - The Worst
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Lagwagon - To All My Friends
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Lagwagon - Unfurnished
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Lagwagon - A Feedback Of Truckshop Poetry
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Lagwagon - B Side
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Lagwagon - Bad Scene
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Lagwagon - Baggage
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Lagwagon - Beer Goggles
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Lagwagon - Billionaire
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Lagwagon - Billy Club
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Lagwagon - Bring On The Dancing Horses
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Lagwagon - Bro Dependent
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Lagwagon - Brodeo
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Lagwagon - Brown Eyed Girl
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Lagwagon - Bubble
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Lagwagon - Burden Of Proof
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Lagwagon - Burn
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Lagwagon - Burn That Bridge When We Get To It
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Lagwagon - Bury The Hatchet
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Lagwagon - Bye For Now
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Lagwagon - Cheers Theme
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Lagwagon - Child Inside
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Lagwagon - Choke
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Lagwagon - Coconut
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Lagwagon - Coffee and Cigarettes
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Lagwagon - Confession
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Lagwagon - Creepy
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Lagwagon - Dancing The Collapse
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Lagwagon - Days Of New
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Lagwagon - Defeat You
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Lagwagon - Demented Rumors
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Lagwagon - Dinner And A Movie
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Lagwagon - Dividers
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Lagwagon - Drag
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Lagwagon - Drive By
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Lagwagon - E Dagger
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Lagwagon - Eat Your Words
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Lagwagon - Errands
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Lagwagon - Everything Turn Grey
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Lagwagon - Failure
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Lagwagon - Fallen
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Lagwagon - Falling Apart
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Lagwagon - Foiled Again
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Lagwagon - Freedom Of Choice
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Lagwagon - Give it Back
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Lagwagon - Goin' South
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Lagwagon - Gun In Your Hand
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Lagwagon - Heartbreaking Music
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Lagwagon - Hurry Up And Wait
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Lagwagon - I Must Be Hateful
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Lagwagon - In Your Wake
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Lagwagon - Infectious
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Lagwagon - Jaded Ways
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Lagwagon - Jimmy Johnson
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Lagwagon - Kids in America
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Lagwagon - Lag Wagon (All Aboard)
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Lagwagon - Lazy
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Lagwagon - Leave The Light On
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Lagwagon - Live It Down
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Lagwagon - Losing Everyone
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Lagwagon - Love Story
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Lagwagon - Lullaby
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Lagwagon - Made Of Broken Parts
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Lagwagon - Mama Said Knock One Out
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Lagwagon - Max Says
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Lagwagon - Megan
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Lagwagon - Memoirs And Landmines
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Lagwagon - Mission Unaccomplished
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Lagwagon - Move The Car
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Lagwagon - Mr. Coffee
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Lagwagon - Narrow Straits
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Lagwagon - Never Stops
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Lagwagon - No Conviction
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Lagwagon - No Little Pill
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Lagwagon - No One
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Lagwagon - Noble End
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Lagwagon - Of Mind And Matter
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Lagwagon - One More Song
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Lagwagon - One Thing To Live
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Lagwagon - Over The Hill
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Lagwagon - Owen Meaney
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Lagwagon - Parents Guide To Living
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Lagwagon - Poison in The Well
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Lagwagon - Rager
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Lagwagon - Raise a Family
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Lagwagon - Randal Gets Drunk
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Lagwagon - Razor Burn
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Lagwagon - Reign
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Lagwagon - Restrain
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Lagwagon - Rifle
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Lagwagon - Runs In The Family
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Lagwagon - Rust
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Lagwagon - S.O.S.
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Lagwagon - Sad Astronaut
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Lagwagon - Shaving Your Head
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Lagwagon - Smile
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Lagwagon - Status Pools
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Lagwagon - Stokin' the Neighbors
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Lagwagon - Stop Whining
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Lagwagon - The Champ
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Lagwagon - The Cog In The Machine
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Lagwagon - The Contortionist
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Lagwagon - Today
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Lagwagon - Tomorrow Is Heartbreak
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Lagwagon - Tragic Vision
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Lagwagon - Train
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Lagwagon - Truth And Justice
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Lagwagon - Virus
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Lagwagon - Want
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Lagwagon - Western Settlements
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Lagwagon - Whipping Boy
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Lagwagon - Who Am I
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Lagwagon - You Know Me
Stokin' the Neighbors
Lagwagon
And I'm drunk and at the helm before too long
And Chris will gladly ride shotgun
'Cause navigating seems like fun
Drunk and out of gas, we drive around and crash
Drivin' through the yard
There's nothin' u can do
Dave's behind the wheel and he's had more than just a few
Suburban families slumber in civility
Awakened to the sights and sounds of the yard they're blowin' down
In their death machine
Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive
Dave's a midnight landscaper and he's workin over-time
And he is full throttle, full throttle tonight
Aright
He was almost home, just one more block
He had to hit that last mailbox
Dumped it in a ditch, ain't that a bitch?
Stokin' the neighbors
Dave had to run, dave had to bail
He was havin' too much fun to spend the night in jail
Had no triple a for a tow truck
Called 'em anyway only to hear them say
Hey pal, you're fucked
Hey man, what're ya doin?
I'm goin for another drive, you wanna go Chris?
Ya bro, lemme grab a couple beers
Shouldn't be drivin like that, Dave
Dave's a decent guy like most of us until he drinks
Then his liquid mind takes over how he thinks
And then all that matters is havin' fun
Pulling off the next beer run
On one too many nights, the party's over
Drivin' through the yard
There's nothin' u can do
Dave's behind the wheel and he's had more than just a few
Suburban families slumber in civility
Awakened to aftermath, the neighbors have been stoked
The story you have just heard is true, the names have not been changed to protect the guilty. However, Lagwagon does not condone drinking and driving, they just find this particularly humorous