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Bette Midler - Wind Beneath My Wings
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Bette Midler - The Rose
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Bette Midler - I Put a Spell On You
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Bette Midler - Do You Want To Dance
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Bette Midler - To Deserve You
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Bette Midler - From A Distance
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Bette Midler - One Way or Another (Hocus Pocus 2 Version)
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Bette Midler - The Glory Of Love
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Bette Midler - Rose's Turn
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Bette Midler - Small World (feat. Peter Reigert)
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Bette Midler - You Don't Own Me
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Bette Midler - Be My Baby
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Bette Midler - In My Life
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Bette Midler - Waterfalls
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Bette Midler - Baby Mine
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Bette Midler - Beast of Burden
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Bette Midler - Big Noise from Winnetka
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Bette Midler - Come Back Jimmy Dean
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Bette Midler - Mambo Italiano
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Bette Midler - Midnight in Memphis
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Bette Midler - My One True Friend
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Bette Midler - Sisters
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Bette Midler - Stay With Me
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Bette Midler - Superstar
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Bette Midler - When A Man Loves A Woman
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Bette Midler - (Talk To Me Of) Mendocino
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Bette Midler - A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes
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Bette Midler - A Whiter Shade Of Pale
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Bette Midler - Alabama Song
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Bette Midler - All I Need to Know
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Bette Midler - All of a Sudden
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Bette Midler - Alright, Okay, You Win
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Bette Midler - Am I Blue
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Bette Midler - As Dreams Go By
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Bette Midler - Baby It's You
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Bette Midler - Baby June And Her Newsboys
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Bette Midler - Baby, It's Cold Outside
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Bette Midler - Bang your Dead!
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Bette Midler - Bang, You're Dead
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Bette Midler - Bed of Roses
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Bette Midler - Bei Mir Bist Du Schon
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Bette Midler - Big Socks
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Bette Midler - Big Spender
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Bette Midler - Billy-A-Dick
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Bette Midler - Birds
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Bette Midler - Bless You Child
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Bette Midler - Blueberry Pie
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Bette Midler - Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy
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Bette Midler - Bottomless
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Bette Midler - Boxing
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Bette Midler - Breaking Up Somebody's Home
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Bette Midler - Buckets of Rain
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Bette Midler - Buckets of Rain (With Bob Dylan)
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Bette Midler - Chapel Of Love
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Bette Midler - Color of Roses
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Bette Midler - Come On-A My House
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Bette Midler - Come Rain or Come Shine
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Bette Midler - Come rain or shine
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Bette Midler - Cool Yule
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Bette Midler - Cradle Days
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Bette Midler - Daytime Hustler
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Bette Midler - Delta Dawn
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Bette Midler - Dixie's dream
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Bette Midler - Dreamland
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Bette Midler - Drinking Again
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Bette Midler - E Street Shuffle
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Bette Midler - Empty Bed Blues
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Bette Midler - Every Road Leads Back to You
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Bette Midler - Everything's Coming Up Roses
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Bette Midler - Fat As I Am
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Bette Midler - Favorite waste of time
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Bette Midler - Fever
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Bette Midler - Fire Down Below
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Bette Midler - For All We Know
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Bette Midler - Fried Eggs(spoken word)/Hello in there
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Bette Midler - Friends
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Bette Midler - Friends - Oh My MY!
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Bette Midler - Friends -alternate
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Bette Midler - Friends (side 2, Cut 1)
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Bette Midler - Friends (side 2, Cut 6)
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Bette Midler - Gift of Love
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Bette Midler - God Give Me Strength
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Bette Midler - God Help the Outcasts
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Bette Midler - Hang on in There Baby
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Bette Midler - Happiness Is A Thing Called Joe
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Bette Midler - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
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Bette Midler - He Needs Me
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Bette Midler - He was too good to me/Since you stayed here
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Bette Midler - He's A Tramp
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Bette Midler - He's Sure The Boy I Love
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Bette Midler - Heart Over Head
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Bette Midler - Heaven
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Bette Midler - Hello In There
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Bette Midler - Hey There
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Bette Midler - Higher and Higher (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me)
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Bette Midler - Hurricane
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Bette Midler - Hurry On Down
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Bette Midler - I Believe in You
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Bette Midler - I Don't Want the Night to End
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Bette Midler - I Know This Town
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Bette Midler - I Know You By Heart
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Bette Midler - I Love Being Here With You
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Bette Midler - I Never Talk to Strangers
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Bette Midler - I remember you
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Bette Midler - I remember you/ Dixie's dream
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Bette Midler - I Remember You/Dixie's Dream
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Bette Midler - I Shall Be Released
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Bette Midler - I Sold My Heart to the Junkman
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Bette Midler - I Think Its Going To Rain Today
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Bette Midler - I'll Be Home For Christmas
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Bette Midler - I'm A Woman
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Bette Midler - I'm Beautiful
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Bette Midler - I'm Hip
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Bette Midler - I'm Singing Broadway
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Bette Midler - I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm
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Bette Midler - I've Still Got My Health
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Bette Midler - In the Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening
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Bette Midler - In the Mood
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Bette Midler - In These Shoes
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Bette Midler - In This Life
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Bette Midler - Is It Love
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Bette Midler - Is That All There Is?
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Bette Midler - It's Too Late
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Bette Midler - Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me)
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Bette Midler - Keep On Rockin
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Bette Midler - La Vie en Rose
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Bette Midler - Laughing Matters
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Bette Midler - Leader of the Pack
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Bette Midler - Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow
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Bette Midler - Let Me Call You Sweetheart
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Bette Midler - Let Me Drive
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Bette Midler - Let Me Just Follow Behind
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Bette Midler - Long John Blues
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Bette Midler - Love me with a feeling
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Bette Midler - Love Me With Feeling
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Bette Midler - Love Says It's Waiting
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Bette Midler - Love TKO
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Bette Midler - Lullaby in Blue
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Bette Midler - Lullaby of Broadway
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Bette Midler - Make Yourself Comfortable
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Bette Midler - Manhattan
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Bette Midler - Marahuana
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Bette Midler - Marajuana
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Bette Midler - Married Men
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Bette Midler - Mele Kalikimaka
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Bette Midler - Memories of You
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Bette Midler - Merry Christmas
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Bette Midler - Millworker
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Bette Midler - Milworker
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Bette Midler - Miss Otis Regrets
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Bette Midler - Moonlight Dancing
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Bette Midler - Moses
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Bette Midler - Mr. Goldstone
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Bette Midler - Mr. Rockefeller
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Bette Midler - Mr. Sandman
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Bette Midler - Mr. Wonderful
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Bette Midler - My Eye on You
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Bette Midler - My Favorite Waste Of Time
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Bette Midler - My Knight in Black Leather
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Bette Midler - My Mother's Eyes
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Bette Midler - Nanette
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Bette Midler - Night and Day
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Bette Midler - No Jestering
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Bette Midler - Nobody Else But You
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Bette Midler - O Come, O Come, Emanuel
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Bette Midler - Oh Industry
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Bette Midler - Oh My My
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Bette Midler - Old Cape Cod
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Bette Midler - On a Slow Boat to China
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Bette Midler - One Fine Day
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Bette Midler - One for My Baby (And One More for the Road)
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Bette Midler - One Monkey Don't Stop No Show
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Bette Midler - One More Round
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Bette Midler - Only in Miami
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Bette Midler - Optimistic Voices / Lullaby of Broadway
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Bette Midler - Optimistic Voices/Lullaby of Broadway
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Bette Midler - Otto Titsling
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Bette Midler - Otto Tittsling
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Bette Midler - P.S. I Love You
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Bette Midler - Paradise
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Bette Midler - Perfect Isn't Easy
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Bette Midler - Rain
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Bette Midler - Ready To Begin Again
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Bette Midler - Red
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Bette Midler - Say Goodbye to Hollywood
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Bette Midler - Shining Star
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Bette Midler - Shiver Me Timbers
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Bette Midler - Shiver Me Timbers/Samedi Et Vendredi
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Bette Midler - Since You Stayed Here
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Bette Midler - Skylark
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Bette Midler - Small World
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Bette Midler - Soda and a Souvenir
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Bette Midler - Sold My Soul to Rock 'n' Roll
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Bette Midler - Sold my soul to Rock and Roll
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Bette Midler - Some People
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Bette Midler - Some People's Lives
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Bette Midler - Somewhere Along the Way
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Bette Midler - Somewhere in My Memory
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Bette Midler - Song of Bernadette
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Bette Midler - Spring Can Really Hang You Up the Most
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Bette Midler - Storybook Children
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Bette Midler - Strangers in the Night
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Bette Midler - Stuff Like That There
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Bette Midler - Summer
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Bette Midler - Summer ( The First Time )
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Bette Midler - Surabaya Johnny
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Bette Midler - Tell Him
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Bette Midler - Tenderly
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Bette Midler - That's How Heartaches Are Made
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Bette Midler - That's How Love Moves
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Bette Midler - The Folks Who Live On The Hill
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Bette Midler - The Gift Of Love
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Bette Midler - The Girl Is on to You
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Bette Midler - The Girl is one to you
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Bette Midler - The Hunter Gets Captured By The Game
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Bette Midler - The Last Time
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Bette Midler - The Perfect Kiss
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Bette Midler - This Ole House
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Bette Midler - To Comfort You
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Bette Midler - Together, Wherever we go
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Bette Midler - Together, Wherever We Go (feat. Peter Reigert and Cynthia Gibb)
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Bette Midler - Too Many Fish In The Sea
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Bette Midler - Tragedy
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Bette Midler - Twisted
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Bette Midler - Ukulele Lady
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Bette Midler - Under The Boardwalk
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Bette Midler - Up The Ladder To The Roof
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Bette Midler - Up! Up! Up!
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Bette Midler - Uptown/Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Baby)/Da Do
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Bette Midler - Uptown/Don't say nothing bad about my baby/ - Doo run run
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Bette Midler - What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?
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Bette Midler - When Your Life Was Low
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Bette Midler - White Christmas
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Bette Midler - Whose Side Are You On
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Bette Midler - Winter Wonderland
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Bette Midler - Yellow Beach Umbrella
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Bette Midler - You Can't Always Get What You Want
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Bette Midler - You Don't Know Me
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Bette Midler - You Don't Own Me (First Wives' Club)
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Bette Midler - You'll never get away from me
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Bette Midler - You'll Never Get Away From Me (feat. Peter Reigert)
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Bette Midler - You'll Never Know
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Bette Midler - You're Moving Out Today
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Bette Midler - Your love keeps liftin me higher
Otto Tittsling
Bette Midler
industrial theft . . . and-a t-ts! Mmm, what a combo! This is the story . . .
The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a
German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling! This is a true
story. His name was Otto Titsling. What happened to Otto Titsling shouldn't
happen to a schnauzer. It's a very sad story. I feel i have to share it with
you."
Otto Titsling, inventor and crout,
had nothing to get very worked up about.
His inventions were failures, his future seemed bleak.
He fled to the opera at least twice a week.
One night at the opera he saw an aida
who's bust was so big it would often impede her.
Bug-eyed he watched her fall into the pit,
done in by the weight of those terrible t-ts.
Oh, my god! There she goes!
Aerodynamically this girl was a mess.
Otto eye-balled the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds,
and he suddenly felt the fire or inspiration
flood his soul. He knew what he had to do!
He ran back to his workshop
where he futzed and futzed and futzed.
For Otto Titsling had found his quest:
to lift and mold the female breast;
to point the small ones to the sky;
to keep the big ones high and dry!
Every night he'd sweat and snort
searching for the right support.
He tried some string and paper clips.
Hey! He even tried his own two lips!
Well, he stiched and he slaved
and he slaved and he stitched
until finally one night, in the wee hours of morning,
Otto arose from his workbench triumphant.
Yes! He had invented the worlds first
over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!
Exhausted but ecstatic he ran
down the street to the diva's house
bearing the prototype in his hot little hand.
Now, the diva did not want to try the darn thing on.
But, after many initial misgivings,
she finally did.
And the sigh of relief that issued forth
from the diva's mouth
was so loud that it was mistaken by some
to be the early onset of the Seraken Winds
which would often roll through the Schwarzwald
with a vengance!
Ahhhhh-i!
But little did Otto know,
at the moment of his greatest triumph,
lurking under the diva's bed
was none other than the very worst
of the french patentees,
Phillip DeBrassiere.
And Phil was watching the scene
with a great deal of interest!
Later that night, while our Broom Hilda slept,
into the wardrobe Phillip softly crept.
He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore,
'til he found Otto's titsling and he ran out the door.
Crying, "Oh, my god! What joy! What bliss!
I'm gonna make me a million from this!
Every woman in the world will wanna buy one.
I can have all the goods manufactures in Taiwan."
"Oh, thank you!"
The result of this swindle is pointedly clear:
Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere?