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NOFX - Don't Call Me White
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NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over
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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - Leave It Alone
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NOFX - Eat The Meek
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NOFX - Stickin In My Eye
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NOFX - The Separation of Church and Skate
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NOFX - The Decline
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NOFX - Bob
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NOFX - Falling in Love
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NOFX - Franco Un-American
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NOFX - Together On The Sand
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NOFX - 72 Hookers
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NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die
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NOFX - Generation Z
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NOFX - Lori Meyers
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NOFX - Murder The Government
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NOFX - I'm a Rat
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NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl
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NOFX - Nofx- Herojuana
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NOFX - Punk Guy
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NOFX - The Brews
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NOFX - The Longest Line
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NOFX - Drugs Are Good
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NOFX - Happy Guy
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NOFX - I Believe In Goddess
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NOFX - I Love You More Than I Hate Me
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NOFX - She's Gone
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NOFX - 180 Degrees
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NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
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NOFX - All Outta Angst
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NOFX - Best God in Show
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NOFX - Bob- Live Version
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NOFX - Champs-Elysées
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NOFX - Green Corn
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NOFX - Hotdog In A Hallway
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NOFX - Kill All The White Man
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NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
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NOFX - Liza And Louise
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NOFX - Moron Brothers
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NOFX - My Vagina
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NOFX - Six Years On Dope
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NOFX - Soul Doubt
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NOFX - The Desperation's Gone
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NOFX - You're Bleeding
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NOFX - You're Wrong
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NOFX - August 8th
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NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
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NOFX - Buggley Eyes
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NOFX - Cokie The Clown
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NOFX - Fuck Da Kids
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NOFX - Happy Father's Day
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NOFX - Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
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NOFX - I Am An Alcoholic
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NOFX - I'm Telling Tim
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NOFX - Kids Of The K-hole
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NOFX - Kill Rock Stars
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NOFX - Love Story
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NOFX - New Happy Birthday Song?
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NOFX - Perfect Government
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NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist
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NOFX - Please Play This Song On The Radio
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NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum
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NOFX - Radio
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NOFX - Reeko
- 67
NOFX - Secret Society
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NOFX - Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
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NOFX - The Big Drag
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NOFX - The Cause
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NOFX - 60%
- 72
NOFX - A200 Club
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NOFX - All My Friends In New York
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NOFX - Always Hate Hippies
- 75
NOFX - American Errorist
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NOFX - Anarchy Camp
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NOFX - Beer Bong
- 78
NOFX - Champs Élysées (translation)
- 79
NOFX - Creeping Out Sara
- 80
NOFX - Dig
- 81
NOFX - Down With The Ship
- 82
NOFX - Eddie, Bruce and Paul
- 83
NOFX - Eric Melvin vs. PCP
- 84
NOFX - Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
- 85
NOFX - Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
- 86
NOFX - Fuck Euphemism
- 87
NOFX - High Achievers
- 88
NOFX - I Am Going To Hell For This One
- 89
NOFX - I Gotta Pee
- 90
NOFX - It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - Just The Flu
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NOFX - Linewleum
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NOFX - Louise
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NOFX - Lower
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NOFX - Nowhere
- 96
NOFX - Party Enema
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NOFX - Pimps and Hookers
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NOFX - Quart in Session
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NOFX - Regaining Unconsciousness
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NOFX - Remnants
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NOFX - Ronnie & Mags
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NOFX - Scavenger Type
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NOFX - Sell Out
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NOFX - She's Nubs
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NOFX - Shut Up Already
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NOFX - Stand By Me
- 107
NOFX - Stoke Extinguisher
- 108
NOFX - Straight Edge
- 109
NOFX - Straight Outta Massachusetts
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NOFX - Stranded
- 111
NOFX - Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
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NOFX - Thank God It's Monday
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NOFX - The Moron Brothers
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NOFX - The Plan
- 115
NOFX - The Quitter
- 116
NOFX - Theme From A Nofx Album
- 117
NOFX - Total Bummer
- 118
NOFX - We Called it America
- 119
NOFX - We Got Two Jealous Agains
- 120
NOFX - Whatever Didi Wants
- 121
NOFX - Whoah On The Whoahs
- 122
NOFX - You Drink, You Drive, You Spill
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NOFX - You Will Lose Faith
- 124
NOFX - 100 Times Fuckeder
- 125
NOFX - 13 Stitches
- 126
NOFX - 2 on Glue
- 127
NOFX - 20 Something
- 128
NOFX - 60% (Reprise)
- 129
NOFX - 99 Red Ballons
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NOFX - A Perfect Government
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NOFX - All Of Me
- 132
NOFX - And Now For Something Completely Similar
- 133
NOFX - Ant Attack
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NOFX - Antenna's
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NOFX - Anti-social girl
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NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
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NOFX - Backstage Passport Theme
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NOFX - Bang Bang
- 139
NOFX - Bath of Least Resistance
- 140
NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
- 141
NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
- 142
NOFX - Bob Turkee
- 143
NOFX - Bottles To The Ground
- 144
NOFX - Brain Constipation
- 145
NOFX - Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
- 146
NOFX - California Drought
- 147
NOFX - California Über Alice
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NOFX - Can't Get the Stink Out
- 149
NOFX - Canada Has Better Heroin
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NOFX - Cantando En Espanol
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NOFX - Cheese
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NOFX - Cheese/Where's My Slice
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NOFX - Civil Defense
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NOFX - Clam Have Feelings Too
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NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
- 156
NOFX - Co-Dependence Day
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NOFX - Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
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NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
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NOFX - Cops and Donuts
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NOFX - Corazon de Oro
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NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
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NOFX - Dad's bad news
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NOFX - Darby Crashing Your Party
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NOFX - Day To Daze
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NOFX - Dead Beat Mom
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NOFX - Decom-Posuer
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NOFX - Don't Drink And Drive
- 168
NOFX - Door Nails
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NOFX - Doornails
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NOFX - Doors And Fours
- 171
NOFX - Drop The World
- 172
NOFX - Drug Free America
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NOFX - Drug Me
- 174
NOFX - Dying Degree
- 175
NOFX - East Bay
- 176
NOFX - Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
- 177
NOFX - El Lay
- 178
NOFX - Electricity
- 179
NOFX - Fan Mail
- 180
NOFX - Fermented and Flailing
- 181
NOFX - First Call
- 182
NOFX - First Ditch Effort
- 183
NOFX - Five Feet Under
- 184
NOFX - Fleas
- 185
NOFX - Food, Sex And Ewe
- 186
NOFX - Forming
- 187
NOFX - Forward to Death
- 188
NOFX - Free Dumb
- 189
NOFX - Fuck The Kids
- 190
NOFX - Fuck The Kids 2
- 191
NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck
- 192
NOFX - Fungus
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NOFX - Germ Free Adolescents
- 194
NOFX - Getting High On The Down Low
- 195
NOFX - Gin and Juice
- 196
NOFX - Glass War
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NOFX - Go To Work Wasted
- 198
NOFX - Golden Boys
- 199
NOFX - Gonoherpasyphilaids
- 200
NOFX - Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
- 201
NOFX - Happy Break Up Song
- 202
NOFX - Hardcore 84
- 203
NOFX - Here Comes The Neighborhood
- 204
NOFX - Herojuana
- 205
NOFX - Hit it hold it back
- 206
NOFX - Hold It Back
- 207
NOFX - Hotel California (cover Eagles)
- 208
NOFX - I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
- 209
NOFX - I Don't Like Me Anymore
- 210
NOFX - I Don't Want you Around
- 211
NOFX - I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
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NOFX - I Live In A Cake
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NOFX - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
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NOFX - I Wanna Be Your Baby
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NOFX - I Want You To Want Me
- 216
NOFX - I, Fatty
- 217
NOFX - I, Melvin
- 218
NOFX - I'm a Transvest-lite
- 219
NOFX - I'm So Sorry Tony
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NOFX - I'm Tellin Tim
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NOFX - I've Become A Cliche
- 222
NOFX - I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
- 223
NOFX - ID
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NOFX - Idiot Son Of An Asshole
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NOFX - Instant Crassic
- 226
NOFX - Insulted By Germans (Again)
- 227
NOFX - Iron Man
- 228
NOFX - It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
- 229
NOFX - Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
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NOFX - Jaundiced Eye
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NOFX - Jaw, Knee, Music
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NOFX - Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
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NOFX - Johnny Appleseed
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NOFX - Johnny B Goode
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NOFX - Juice Head
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NOFX - Kill The Poor
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NOFX - Lager in the dark
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NOFX - Last Caress
- 239
NOFX - Last Night Was Really Fun?
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NOFX - Lazy
- 241
NOFX - Let's Linch The Landlord
- 242
NOFX - Life of Riley
- 243
NOFX - Live Your Life
- 244
NOFX - Liza
- 245
NOFX - Longest Line
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NOFX - Mattersville
- 247
NOFX - Mean People Suck
- 248
NOFX - Medio Core
- 249
NOFX - Memories
- 250
NOFX - Missing Child
- 251
NOFX - Mister Jones
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NOFX - Mom's rules
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NOFX - Monday
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NOFX - Monsters
- 255
NOFX - My Friends
- 256
NOFX - My Heart is Yearning
- 257
NOFX - My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
- 258
NOFX - My Orphan Year
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NOFX - My Penis
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NOFX - My Sycophant Others
- 261
NOFX - New Boobs
- 262
NOFX - New Year's Revolution
- 263
NOFX - No F-x
- 264
NOFX - No More Lies
- 265
NOFX - No Problems
- 266
NOFX - No Way
- 267
NOFX - Nothing But A Nightmare
- 268
NOFX - Olive Me
- 269
NOFX - Olympia, WA
- 270
NOFX - On The Rag
- 271
NOFX - On The Rag
- 272
NOFX - One Celled Creature
- 273
NOFX - One Million Coasters
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NOFX - One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
- 275
NOFX - Open Your Eyes
- 276
NOFX - Oxy Moronic
- 277
NOFX - Pharmacist's Daughter
- 278
NOFX - Piece
- 279
NOFX - Please, Stop Fucking My Mom
- 280
NOFX - Pods And Gods
- 281
NOFX - Posuer
- 282
NOFX - Professional Crastination
- 283
NOFX - Puke On Cops
- 284
NOFX - Punk Rock Elite
- 285
NOFX - Punk Song
- 286
NOFX - Reagan Sucks
- 287
NOFX - Release The Hostages
- 288
NOFX - Righteous Cause
- 289
NOFX - S&M Airlines
- 290
NOFX - San Francisco Fat
- 291
NOFX - Screamin' For Change
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NOFX - See Her Pee
- 293
NOFX - She Didn't Lose Her Baby
- 294
NOFX - Shitting Bricks
- 295
NOFX - Shower Days
- 296
NOFX - Sid And Nancy
- 297
NOFX - Six Pack Girls
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NOFX - Ska Sucks
- 299
NOFX - Sloppy English
- 300
NOFX - Spaghetti Motel
Linewleum
NOFX
So I'm not crazy
For trying to pimp out a classic song
At 25 years old it's the human thing to do
Even though you know we know you think it's wrong
But after 700 covers and 1800 shows
And because it's the song that Colombian's love to hum
We voted to pull the plug and euthanize
Linoleum
I think I was born into this world
To piss people off
So I'm doing what a smart band never would
I'm taking our one well known song
And trying to make it
Not very good
Linoleum never meant anything to me
I never even wrote a chorus, just verses and a bridge
It's like bull-dozing a bowling alley, for a used record store
Decomposing your best song is sacrilege
But when most hopeless bands play it wrong
And it's Le Tigre's best song
And it was the last song that Tony ever played
It's time to put Linoleum out to stud
And make sure that it gets laid
That's me and I got a new kitchen floor
But I still sleep with a close friend
The leather trunk next to my bed
That's me on the street and I'm walking with my kid
When she told me she knows everything I did
Because she just finished our book
What? Wait. What?
What the fuck?
What the hell?
Why did she feel the need to tell me
That she knows her dad is more than kinda weird
She knows that I do drugs
She knows that I'm kinky
But what keeps me up at night is that her and her friends know that I drink pee