I bought snowboard, now I'm waiting for the snow to fall.
When it does, I'll scale a mountain and we will rambo.
Board is getting rusty, mountain steep to climb.
'Stead rock and roll I listen to Bajm.
When I was young I could hardly think of things like love.
I made love to willful lady and that was enough.
I could go without religion. I was Robinson
Cruzoe, neither fxxxing Friday nor Sunday sought, no.
Now that young chicks cannot care less 'bout my muscle tone,
I am even more at ease with my heart of stone.
Desert island beckons, fire built on shore,
If Tom Hanks could have done that, I can even more.
I bought snowboard...
