Well I was in my cubical, just another day
of working for a douchebag at minimal pay
Tapping on a keyboard, and staring at the clock,
I seemed like forever before I could be off
My job was so boring, It drove me insane
Who would have thought life could be so mundane
I sat there at my desk, and all I could think,
is things would be better if I only had a drink
-CHORUS-
You start with a whiskey shot, just to feel warm
but it's not quite enough so you have yourself two more
you hear a song and you sing along it fills your heart with cheer
So you grab yourself another shot and a frothy pint of beer
Tura lura lye lura lye lura lee
If I have a drink with you will you have a drink with me?
Tura lura lye lura lye lura loo
If you have a drink with me, well, I'll have a drink with you
I opened up the internet so I could find a game
I'd mingle with my co-workers, but they are all lame
the water cooler talk, well I fuckin' despise
Dancing stars and Idols, I wish they'd all die
When I was young man I didn't feel this way
I worked with my mates and we laughed every day
As I recalled the good times, well I could only think
As soon as I get out of here I'll have myself a drink.
(Chorus)
A dirty stool by the bar was where I did sit
next to a scuffy man who smelled a wee like shit
The barkeep, he poured a shot and I though about me day
but a few drinks in I grew a grin - my worries washed away
The feller' beside me was now my best mate
we sang and we drank till the hour was late
I stumbled home on my own and I could only think,
it was an amazing night, I'm glad I had a drink.
(Chorus)
I woke in the mornin', A throbbin' in my head
It took near an hour to crawl out me bed
As the room was a spinnin', my belly, it did heave
A groan in my bowels said it was time to leave
I stumbled to the shitter, I pissed out my arse
They say you feel like dying, I think I felt worse
as my bowels were draining, well I could only think
Oh lord if you help me I'll give up the drink
Oh lord if you help me... I'll give up the drink.
