He’s not the first He’s not the first But he’s the second best secret agent in the whole wide world
Not number one But not the worst He’s just the second best secret agent in the whole wide world
He’s every bit as good as What’s-his-name With a dame, any dame And all those bullet holes are in his vest
To prove you work a little harder when you’re second best Give him his due He’s number two Right in there doing his act Despite the fact he shot clear though
Not the tenth, ninth, eighth, seventh, sixth, fifth, fourth But the first When the challenge is heard But the second best secret agent in the whole wide blooming world
Not the tenth, ninth, eighth, seventh, sixth, fifth, fourth But the first When the challenge is heard But the second best secret agent in the whole wide blooming world
