I'm not the one you love
I'm not the one you want
I know it sucks but honey like it or not
I'm the only one you've got
I'm not the one you dig
But I'm your main house nig
I know it sucks but honey like it or not
I'm the only one you've got
You're lonely I'm horny
I know it may sound corny
I've got it you need it
Your pussy's starved I'll feed it
I'm easy don't tease me
I know it may sound cheesy
But I love thee I need thee
So please don't ever leave me
I'm not Antonio Banderas
But check my underwearas
They're mighty stinky cause I wear them alot
But they're the only ones I've got
I'm caring and daring
My butt I'll soon be baring
But don't worry just relax
Just take a few more zanax
It's allright it's I don't mind
Just wash it down with some wine
Cause I love thee I need thee
So please don't ever leave me
