I've been unlucky in love and so disanchanted I screwed it all up and took you for granted Hair... I wish you never were not there.
Can't get a job and nobody loves me Used to have friends, but not i'm so lonely Hair... I hope you know that i still care.
Hair, you make me feel so complete If you'd come back, i'd grow you down to my feet Even fat girls won't look at me on the street I swear... I'd do it all for some more hair.
Motorists beware 'cause i might blind you with my glare Life's so unfair I really miss my sweet ass hair I don't mean my "ass hair" I should've put a hyphen there...
