Support the troops
Though I wouldn’t want to be one
Bomb the gooks
Though I really love my Samsung
Prostitutes
In the office
At the lectern
Let’s all give a cheer!
(Hooray)
Cheerful hypocrisy
Two-faced doublespeak
For you and me
Cheerful hypocrisy
Now one, two and three
Da-da da-da-da-da
Da-da da-da-da-da
Da-da-da
Compassion
At the end of a gun
Every life precious
Except for a brown one
Marching to the front
From the rear
Let’s all give a cheer!
(Hooray)
Cheerful hypocrisy
Two-faced doublespeak
For you and me
Cheerful hypocrisy
Now one, two and three
Da-da da-da-da-da
Da-da da-da-da-da
Da-da-da
Save the planet
From your SUV
Plant another
Facebook tree
Cheerful hypocrisy
Cheerful hypocrisy
Cheerful hypocrisy
Cheerful hypocrisy
Bogus democracy
Ruinous invasions a specialty
Humanitarian missions
Purchase profitability
On the count of three
Da-da da-da-da-da
Da-da da-da-da-da
Da-da-da
Perpetual growth
Fantasy
Carbon neutral
Christmas tree
Cheerful hypocrisy
Cheerful hypocrisy
Cheerful hypocrisy
Cheerful hypocrisy
