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Stephen Sondheim - Being Alive
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ladies Who Lunch
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Stephen Sondheim - Merrily We Roll Along #1
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Stephen Sondheim - Not While I'm Around
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Stephen Sondheim - On The Steps Of The Palace
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Stephen Sondheim - Anyone Can Whistle
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Stephen Sondheim - Getting Married Today
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Stephen Sondheim - God, That's Good!
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Stephen Sondheim - Last Midnight
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Stephen Sondheim - No One Is Alone
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Stephen Sondheim - Send In The Clowns
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Stephen Sondheim - The Worst Pies in London
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Stephen Sondheim - A Little Priest
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Stephen Sondheim - A Very Nice Prince/ First Midnight/ Giants In The Sky
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Stephen Sondheim - America
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Stephen Sondheim - Broadway Baby
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Stephen Sondheim - Company
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Stephen Sondheim - I Guess This Is Goodbye/ Maybe They're Magic
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Stephen Sondheim - Johanna (trio version)
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Stephen Sondheim - Kiss Me
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Stephen Sondheim - Not a Day Goes By
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Stephen Sondheim - Unworthy Of Your Love
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Stephen Sondheim - A Boy Like That, I Have A Love
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Stephen Sondheim - Act II Prologue: So Happy
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Stephen Sondheim - Agony
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Stephen Sondheim - Ah Miss
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Stephen Sondheim - Alms Alms
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Stephen Sondheim - Another Hundred People
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Stephen Sondheim - Any Moment
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Stephen Sondheim - Ballet Sequence
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Stephen Sondheim - Barcelona
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Stephen Sondheim - Bring Me My Bride
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Stephen Sondheim - By The Sea
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Stephen Sondheim - Cinderella At The Grave
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Stephen Sondheim - City On Fire!
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Stephen Sondheim - Color And Light
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Stephen Sondheim - Comedy Tonight
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Stephen Sondheim - Cool
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Stephen Sondheim - Epiphany
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Stephen Sondheim - Ever After
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Stephen Sondheim - Everybody Ought To Have a Maid
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Stephen Sondheim - Everybody's Got The Right
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Stephen Sondheim - Final Scene
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Stephen Sondheim - Finale: Children Will Listen
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Stephen Sondheim - Gee, Officer Krupke
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Stephen Sondheim - Green Finch and Linnett Bird
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Stephen Sondheim - Gun Song
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Stephen Sondheim - Have I Got a Girl For You?
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Stephen Sondheim - Hello Little Girl
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Stephen Sondheim - I Feel Pretty
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Stephen Sondheim - I Know Things Now
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Stephen Sondheim - It Takes Two
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Stephen Sondheim - Jet Song
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Stephen Sondheim - Johanna
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Stephen Sondheim - Ladies in Their Sensitivities
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Stephen Sondheim - Lament
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Stephen Sondheim - Later
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Stephen Sondheim - Live Alone And Like It
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Stephen Sondheim - Love I Hear
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Stephen Sondheim - Maria
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Stephen Sondheim - Marry Me a Little
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Stephen Sondheim - My Friends
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Stephen Sondheim - No More
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Stephen Sondheim - No Place Like London
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Stephen Sondheim - One Hand, One Heart
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Stephen Sondheim - Parlor Songs
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Stephen Sondheim - Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
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Stephen Sondheim - Poor Thing
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Stephen Sondheim - Prelude
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Stephen Sondheim - Pretty Women
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Stephen Sondheim - Prologue
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Stephen Sondheim - Saturday Night
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Stephen Sondheim - Something's Coming
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Stephen Sondheim - Somewhere
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Stephen Sondheim - Sorry-Grateful
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Stephen Sondheim - That Dirty Old Man
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Booth
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Czolgosz
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Guiteau
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Stephen Sondheim - The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd: Lift Your Razor High Sweeney!
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Stephen Sondheim - The Barber And His Wife
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Stephen Sondheim - The Contest
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Stephen Sondheim - The Judge's Return
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Stephen Sondheim - The Little Things You do Together
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Stephen Sondheim - Tonight
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Stephen Sondheim - Wait
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Stephen Sondheim - What Can You Lose
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Stephen Sondheim - You Could Drive a Person Crazy
The Worst Pies in London
Stephen Sondheim
A customer!
Wait! What's your rush?
What's your hurry?
You gave me such a...
fright! I thought you was a ghost!
Half a minute, can't ya sit?
Sit ya down!
Sit!
All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks.
Did ya come here for a pie, sir?
Do forgive me if my head's a little vague.
Ugh!
What is that?
But you'd think we had the plague.
From the way that people
keep avoiding!
No you don't!
Heaven knows I try, sir!
But there's no one comes in even to inhale!
Right you are, sir, would you like a drop of ale?
Mind you I can hardly blame them!
These are probably the worst pies in London.
I know why nobody cares to take them!
I should know!
I make them!
But good? No...
The worst pies in London...
Even that's polite! The worst pies in London!
If you doubt it take a bite!
Sweeney Todd (spoken)
Ugh!
Mrs. Lovett (sung)
Is that just, disgusting?
You have to concede it!
It's nothing but crusting!
Here drink this, you'll need it.
The worst pies in London
And no wonder with the price of meat
what it is
when you get it.
Never thought I'd live to see the day.
Men'd think it was a treat
findin' poor
animals
what are dyin' in the street.
Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop.
Does a business, but I notice something weird.
Lately, all her neighbors cats have disappeared.
Have to hand it to her!
What I calls,
enterprise!
Poppin' pussies into pies!
Wouldn't do in my shop!
Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick!
And I'm telling you them pussycats is quick.
No denying times is hard, sir!
Even harder than the worst pies in London.
Only lard and nothing more-
Is that just revolting?
All greasy and gritty?
It looks like it's molting!
And tastes like...we'll pity.
A woman alone...with limited wind
And the worst pies in London!
Ah, sir
Times is hard.
Times is hard.
Sweeney Todd (spoken)
Isn't that a room up there? Over the shop?
If times are so hard, why don't you rent it out? Should bring in something...
Mrs. Lovett (spoken)
Up there? Huh, no one'll go near it.
People think it's haunted.
You see years ago something happened, something not very nice.
