I'm tired of doing mostly what I want to do
Freedom is boring me I'd rather live like you
Like a job I work at everyday to feed a family I hate anyway
Well, I don't hate them but I suspect that they hate me
So I'm relating to the neighbors
If they're too loud, I'll call the cops
I've got a lawyer too
And if you fuck with me I'll sue
And then I'll call the cops again
All you folks - can you relate?
Say it out load - I CAN RELATE!
One more time - I CAN RELATE!
Just like a good neighbour should
Or go to football games and hang out with the skins
Then get into football fights though I don't even care who wins
I'm gonna do what must be done
to have some neighbourhood-like fun
All I really want is to fit in
Cause I'm relating to the neighbours
Bought a grill for the balcony
And swear by my last breath
I'll relate them all to death
Then maybe they'll relate to me
All you folks - can you relate?
Say it out load - I CAN RELATE!
One more time - I CAN RELATE!
Just like a good neighbour should
Relate right now while you stil can!
Start a neighbourhood relations band!
And don't forget to clean the garbage cans!
I'm moving out
