Hey, I can do the dishes
And I could climb your walls
And I'll clean out my stitches
With rubbing alcohol
Yeah, I can paint your eyelids
And you'll be so pristine
And I can keep your eyes shut
To keep you nice and clean
I am your dirty k-k (3x's)
I am your dirty king, yeah
I am your dirty king
Hey I can be your boyfriend
And I could be your all
And I'll keep all your secrets
Inside the bedroom walls
Well I can be so humble
And you'll be so naive
And I can be the motor
You'll be the gasoline
I am your dirty k-k (3x's)
I am your dirty king, yeah
I am your dirty king
I am your dirty king, yeah
I am your dirty king
I am your dirty king, yeah
I am your dirty king
I am your dirty king, yeah
I am your dirty king
