I still know exactly how it started many years ago First there was a shimmering light the colours of the rainbow Shining through my bumcheeks i could not explain I was just a little boy has bowelmovement without pain The sun is shinin' out of my ass Sometimes more and sometimes less And everything i feel allright My left bumcheeks is shining bright When people see that shining ray They always ask are you o k? I say it always radiates And someday - i'm sure it bates It became a bright big ray and i avoided anyway To get my ass upon the lavatory it didn't work so i got worry And than the light came through my pants Day and night i had no chance Now you are asking 'bout today But i won't tell you any more unbelivebale takes About my ass now
