Hallowed be thy dung - a fecal tour of fortune Sitting through mysteries of brown delight Predicting future guided by excrements Shallow be thy bung - the truth lies within rectum Bowing down to the porcelain god I am anxiously fishing for more predictions
Excremental veracity - we shall bow down to turd almighty
Oh holy crap - once from the pooper now shall be heard This pungent mess - the whole wheat shaman of death
Show me the light, from true vision I am bereft An organic puzzle of methane to behold at last To behold full breath...
Now comes the fever, a true believer - epiphany through sordid waste Through holy feces, a true reliever - epiphany from this septic tank
Excremental veracity - we shall bow down to turd almight
Oh holy scat - once from the pooper now shall be heard This pungent mess - the whole wheat shaman of death
I gain wisdom from every turd My fecal visions shall forever be heard
