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Adam Sandler - Forgetful Lucy
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Adam Sandler - Grow Old With You
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Adam Sandler - Bum Biddy
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Adam Sandler - Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea
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Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me
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Adam Sandler - What Do You Love
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Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace
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Adam Sandler - I Wanna Grow Old With You
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song
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Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day
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Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song (III)
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Adam Sandler - Chris Farley Tribute
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Adam Sandler - Cock N Balls
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Adam Sandler - Creapin´ On The Mayor
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Adam Sandler - Dancin' And Pantsin
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Adam Sandler - Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)
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Adam Sandler - Do It For Your Mama
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Adam Sandler - Gay Robot
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Adam Sandler - Girl
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Adam Sandler - I Will Go Back To School
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Adam Sandler - Intervention Song
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Adam Sandler - Listenin' To The Radio
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Adam Sandler - Mother's Day Song
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Adam Sandler - Pibb Goes Surfing
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Adam Sandler - Pickin' Daisies
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Adam Sandler - Piece Of Shit Car
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Adam Sandler - Santa Song
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Adam Sandler - She Comes Home To Me
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Adam Sandler - Stoned on Sesame Street
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Adam Sandler - Sweat Beatrice
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Adam Sandler - Thanksgiving Song
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Adam Sandler - The Boss And The Secretary
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Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
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Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song (II)
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
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Adam Sandler - The Hannukah Oing
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Adam Sandler - The Longest Pee
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Adam Sandler - The Respect Chant
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Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song
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Adam Sandler - Uses Of The Word Fuck
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Adam Sandler - Ways To Get Bin Laden
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Adam Sandler - 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden
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Adam Sandler - 7 Foot Man
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Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day
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Adam Sandler - At The Mall
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Adam Sandler - At The Mall (feat. Kevin Grady)
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Adam Sandler - Back 2 School
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Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend
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Adam Sandler - Best Friend
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Adam Sandler - Billy Madison's Victory Song
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Adam Sandler - Buddy
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Adam Sandler - Buddy[moving Train]
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Adam Sandler - Camp Granada
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 3
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5
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Adam Sandler - Cordurory Blues
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Adam Sandler - Corduroy Blues
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Adam Sandler - Crazy Love
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Adam Sandler - Davey's Song
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Adam Sandler - Dream On
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Adam Sandler - Eggs And Candy (Snl)
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Adam Sandler - Fatty McGee
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Adam Sandler - Fleiznavidad
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Adam Sandler - Four Years Old
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Adam Sandler - Funny Happy Birthday Song
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Adam Sandler - Hanukkah Song Part One
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Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty
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Adam Sandler - I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment)
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Adam Sandler - I'm So Wasted
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Adam Sandler - Im Not
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Adam Sandler - Instead of one day of presents
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Adam Sandler - Kermet and Big Bird Stoned
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Adam Sandler - Leabing Song Part II
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Adam Sandler - Let It Out, Davey
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Adam Sandler - Long Ago
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Adam Sandler - Lunchlady Land
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Adam Sandler - Memory Lane
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Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-O
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Adam Sandler - Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
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Adam Sandler - My Little Chicken
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Adam Sandler - Operaman
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Adam Sandler - Patch Song
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Adam Sandler - Pibb Tries The Skateboarding
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Adam Sandler - Right Field
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Adam Sandler - Secret
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Adam Sandler - Sid & Alex
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Adam Sandler - Stan The Man
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Adam Sandler - Station 69
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Adam Sandler - Steve Polychronopolous
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Adam Sandler - Sun Tan Lotion Song
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Adam Sandler - Technical Foul
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Adam Sandler - Teenage Love On The Phone
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Adam Sandler - The Adventures Of The Cow
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Janitor
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Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
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Adam Sandler - The Beer Song
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Part II
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Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 [radio Version]
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Adam Sandler - The Chaunaka Song (Part 3)
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Adam Sandler - The Cheerleader
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
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Adam Sandler - The Goat Song
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Adam Sandler - The Grandma Song
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Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist feat Kevin Nealon
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Adam Sandler - The Mule Session
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Adam Sandler - The Peeper
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Adam Sandler - The Psychotic Legend of Uncle Donnie
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Adam Sandler - The Taliban Can
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Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie
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Adam Sandler - Welcome My Son
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Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me?
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Adam Sandler - Whore! Where Are You?!
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Adam Sandler - You Spin Me Right Round
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Adam Sandler - A Christmas Song
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Adam Sandler - Calling Home
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 1
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 2
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Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 4
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Adam Sandler - Dancing In The Dark
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Adam Sandler - Dip Doodle
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Adam Sandler - Food Innuendo Guy
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Adam Sandler - Hanukkah
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Adam Sandler - Joining The Cult
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Adam Sandler - Knocking Heaven's Door
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Adam Sandler - Linda Song
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Adam Sandler - Love Stinks
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Adam Sandler - Masturbata
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Adam Sandler - Medium Pace
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Adam Sandler - Moyda
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Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car
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Adam Sandler - Oh Mom...
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Adam Sandler - Real Love
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Adam Sandler - Red Hooded Sweatshirt
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Adam Sandler - Respect
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Adam Sandler - Sex Or Weight Lifting
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Adam Sandler - Sloppy Joe
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Adam Sandler - The Amazing Willy Wanker
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Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
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Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl
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Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist
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Adam Sandler - The Lonesome Kicker
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Adam Sandler - The Mayor Of Pussytown
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Adam Sandler - They're All Gunna Laugh At You
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Adam Sandler - Voodoo
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Adam Sandler - Zittly Van Zittles
The Lonesome Kicker
Adam Sandler
Extra points, field goals at your service
One might think it comes with glory
You might think different after you listen to my story
My helmet is equipped with a tiny face mask
What it possibly could protect, I do not know
The other guys on the team
Like to make fun of my little shoulder pads
And also like to hide the special shoe
I need to kick in the snow
People think it's so easy
To kick a field goal from the 30 yard line
They forget to add seven yards for the snap
And 10 more 'cause the goal posts are pushed way back
In 1974, the uprights were right on the goal line
But some of the players were running into them
And getting hurt
So screw the kicker
Who cares about the kicker?
But I kick that ball
And I pray it goes straight
If it does
The coach says "Good job, number 8"
He doesn't even know my name is
Andre Kristacovitchlalinski, Jr.
But that's the life I live
The Lonesome Kicker
Kickoffs can be so very scary
Especially, if the returner breaks on through
And I'm the only guy on the playing field left to tackle him
I don't want to get hurt
So I pretend to tie my shoe
Once again, I'm ignored by my teammates and all my coaches
"Go back where you came from!"
Scream 70,000 fans
Well, I know I could win their love back
By catching a winning touch-down
But, unfortunately, I was born with these very small hands
And I hope that the cameras don't come in too close
'Cause they might see the tears in my eyes
As I sit on this bench made of cold-hearted wood
And the splinters go deep in my thighs
And the towel boy snickers as he walks by
The Lonesome Kicker
Another blocked kick
And everybody blames me
But it was the Left Guard
Who didn't pick up his man
Oh, why can't they see...
In my home country
I could have been a minor league soccer player
But I came to America
Seeking fortune and seeking fame
I didn't realize that if I shanked one
And blew the point spread
Some drunk guys would push me into their hibachi
After the game
So I go home at night
'Cause I never get invited
To go drinking with the other guys
And I sit in my chair, and I soak my foot
As I eat a plate of cold french fries
And my wife's out with her quote-unquote friend
And my son can't look me in the eyes
But that's the life I live
The Lonesome Kicker
Kicking for you
They took my snow shoe
They're going for two