"Yes, I am Elite.
I possess razor-sharp senses
and my reflexes have been boosted
to superhuman levels.
Without effort I travel on land, sea
and air and handle all weapons
both known and unknown.
I have seen and heard unspeakable
things both of and out of this world.
I have the License to Kill and
the License to Fuck, 24 hours a day!
But what will it all leave tme?
When all the enemies have been
eliminated, when all the backstabbers
have been exposed and executed, when
all the conspiracies have been
unveiled, I will be alone...
And in the cold embrace of a Russian
spy, I feel even more alone.
Alone at the top of the world.
For I am an Agent."
