Nancy got a haircut She looks really nice now Walkin' with a light strut Drawin' all the eyes, how nice Oh, how nice Nancy's got a new dude Pullin' all the fellas Girls are doin' voodoo 'Cause they're getting jealous, my It must be nice To be Nancy
But nobody knows what it's like to be Scrutinized like you're on TV Nobody knows what it's like To be Nancy
Nancy's got a hard life Winnin' isn't easy Even if it's part-time Even when it's sleazy, I Think I would die If I were like Nancy Had to do what she does Dressin' up all fancy Fightin' off her freedom, I Think I would die I wouldn't wanna be Nancy
But nobody knows what it's like to be Scrutinized like you're on TV Nobody knows what it's like To be Nancy
