I know it's late for me to send you this DM
I know that you don't know me, but hello, my name is Glen
I was looking through your photos with a couple of my friends
And I thought that you could help me out
My baby left me and I got laid off at work
Oh, lately life's been heavy and it's driving me berserk
Could you help me find a steady rhythm, help me when it hurts?
I was hoping you could hear me out
You've got the answers now, you've got it all
Perfect portfolio, you really ball
I've seen your videos, give me a call
Please, give me a call
Self-help Guru, help me out of this mess
I saw on Instagram, the photos of your success
I wanna be like you, I wanna be the very best
Self-help Guru, I need help from you
I hate to bother you, but could you hit me back?
It's been about a day or two, was hoping we could chat
I simply don't know what to do to get things back on track
I was hoping you'd give me a shout
You've got the answers now, I know you do
You've got a Porsche and a Lambo' too
I've seen your videos, All 82
All 82
Self-help Guru, help me out of this mess
I saw on Instagram, the photos of your success
I wanna be like you, I wanna be the very best
Self-help Guru, I need help from you
Self-help Guru, help me just this one time
I need the guidance, I need something that I can find
I wanna be like you, I wanna see the sunshine
Self-help Guru, I need help from you
From you, from you, from you
Hey, man, it's me, I hate to bother you again
Not sure if you remember me, but hi, my name is Glen
I read an article about you on the web
And it mentions something weird about
How you've been hiding and your boat got repossessed
How the cars that you've been driving aren't yours, but I protest
They must be lying, or mistaken here at best
Ps, could you please hear me out?
Self-help Guru, help me out of this mess
I saw on Instagram, the photos of your success
I wanna be like you, I wanna be the very best
Self-help Guru, I need help from you
Self-help Guru, help me just this one time
I need the guidance, I need something that I can find
I wanna be like you, I wanna see the sunshine
Self-help Guru, I need help from you
From you, from you, from you
