You tell stories that aren't going anywhere Toast pops, you scream; somehow, always unprepared Heard the doorbell - I said "it was on TV" But that won't stop you calling out into the empty street
You left the keys inside, got locked out in the rain But you know I'm always here to let you in and say
You're stupid stupid You're stupid stupid You're stupid stupid And I love you
Last week I did not remember our anniversary You said that must be cos I'm a Sagittarius "You don't make time for me - this is such a shock!" Strange how you missed that when you read both of our horoscopes!
You didn't eat that pie; it looked like it had eyes Next time you go without, remember what I'll shout
You're stupid stupid You're stupid stupid You're stupid stupid And I love you
And when you've heard this song, I know just what you'll say...
I'm stupid stupid I'm stupid stupid I'm stupid stupid And you love me
We're stupid stupid We're stupid stupid We're stupid stupid And you love me And I love you
