What you need more from Christmas Than candy canes and toys I'll deliver something to help fill up your void There are no welchin reindeer working at this pole But if you've been a good girl I'll warm you in the cold
Stockings aren't the only things hung this holy night I'll make sure your Christmas is white I got a special package for you to unwrap Then I'll shower you with more gifts From my giant sack
Just think how much better off you'd be If everone could get some Scottie underneith their tree In the Christmas spirit, I'd even visit Jews And put the joy of Christmas, deep inside of you
