Howdy people?
Here's a little story about an old friend of mine
And to all you great folks out there
This is hardcore 10-4

Freaky Friday
Things ain't going my way
Everything is gone
My life is a country song, oh-oh

I jumped out of my bed this morning
Then I heard this crunchy sound
From my left leg that was broken
And a note was laying on the ground

Baby, I'm leaving you this minute
Took the car and the cats and dogs
Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
Nothing's left but the note you got
Ahhh, you suck

Freaky Friday
Things ain't going my way
Everything is gone
My life is a country song
Freaky Friday
Go play on the highway
Everything is wrong
What the heck is going on?

On my way through crosstown traffic
I was hit by a giant truck
I came late to work and got fired
Then suddenly the thunder struck, oh-oh

Baby, I am leaving you this minute
Took the car and the cats and dogs
Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
Nothing's left but the note you got
Ahhhh, you suck

Freaky Friday
Things ain't going my way
Everything is gone
My life is a country song
Freaky Friday
Go play on the highway
Everything is wrong
What the heck is going on?

The life's a country song, hardcore 10-4
What the heck is wrong, yeah
The life's a country song, hardcore 10-4
What the heck is going on

The life's a country song, hardcore 10-4
What the heck is wrong, yeah
The life's a country song, hardcore 10-4
What the heck is going on

Everything is gone
My life is a country song
Hardcore 10-4

Freaky Friday
Things ain't going my way
Everything is gone
My life is a country song
Freaky Friday
Go play on the highway
Everything is wrong
What the heck is going on?

Well folks, that's all for now
Life is just a long, long country song
And that's a big 10-4