The modern bard of news takes a word to task
He pens and quills and stretches, sipping from his flask
His writings prose of quality or so it seems to him
A giant of a legend lies in need of the big trim
Ancient craft
Tale spin magic
A pathetic slave of many, a Homer wannabe
An adjective is amiss, quickly must be found
A publisher awaits for this glory hound
And our spinner is searching hard for the real juicy story
Ancient craft
Tale spin magic
A puppet of the rich boys, our hero is a dud
The truth is nowhere-bound with him at the helm
For his bosses just use him to drag enemies in the mud
The world of deception and lies, his only realm
