Lets all go to the blue rock tavern
The atmosphere is chill and the kids are too
Tonight we're playing with The Hits from Knoxville
Oh, and heres three bands from outerspace woo!
Double booking seems to be the trend
The show will last for hours it'll never end
Philly has to leave so we're kind of screwed
Frankl Projectz last so we're gonna get booed
We've learned our lesson doing shows in the past
The economy is bad and bands can't last
Put our lives in the shitter and we're getting kind of bitter
You might lose faith but I'll just call you a quitter
Up on stage you are the sideshow freaks
Faces glaring at you knowing you're the band geeks
With a dumb food name yeah people gonna joke
Just waiting for the moment that you'll stumble and choke
Dropped my pick and I lost my voice
Expect the unexpected cuz you've got no choice
My speaker blew, cable bad I'm feeling violent
My guitar is broke in half smashed it down on pavement
We've learned our lesson doing shows in the past
The economy is bad and bands can't last
Put our lives in the shitter and we're getting kind of bitter
You might lose faith but I'll just call you a quitter
I thought about tomorrow yeah I'll call off work
I'll just go back to college tired of being a clerk
Reality is harsh take it from me and honestly
I know that Jesus would play this show for free
