I wanted to go outside
I thought about it then I got too high
It's funny - I'm always online
But if you reach out I will never reply
And I reckon that's why I've got no friends
People get mad when they're left on read
No matter I've got my bed
And real big dreams but they're stuck in my head
I could be the new scorsese
I could drive a pink Mercedes
I could be a winner baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
I could be the next first lady
I could lead the us navy
I could be a hero baby
But I'm too fuckng lazy
I'm trying to get in shape
But I would rather play video games
Yeah I'm sorry that I'm so late
But really I'm shocked that I'm even awake
So I guess I'll just blame the leaves I smoke
For making sure I've got no clean clothes
Yeah I'm busy I'm on my phone
With all the people who are cutting up soap
I could be the new scorsese
I could drive a pink Mercedes
I could be a winner baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
I could be the next first lady
I could lead the us navy
I could be a hero baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
So all my houseplants die and all my best friends cry
They keep asking why I left the party and I didn't say goodbye
I should get inspired but I'm just too tired
I could be the new scorsese
I could drive a pink Mercedes
I could be a winner baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
I could be the next first lady
I could lead the us navy
I could be a hero baby
But I'm too fucking lazy
