Social Drinker

Six in the morning I ain't ever gonna drink again
I dropped dead it was a funeral for a friend
Take all my bottled out the fridge you can bury
I don't wanna end up in another scenario

Got to the bar we started drinkin some liquor
On a Tuesday night at Applebees you called me a quitter
But I wish I had a dollar every time we crushed oranges
Always followed up by impossible mornings

Cuz I'm so tired of beer and liqour
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
When I get with my friends, I should have stayed in
Tomorrow I'll be wakin' up with my head achin
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone

Ahh no no not gonna answer my phone on purpose
Called up T-Mobile just to cancel all my service
Cuz I know what happens when we all get together
Kids birthday partys start with Jameson and gingers
I gotta get up early man I'm tryina buy a house
Its hard being an adult don't wanna see my bank account
Ever since I turned 30 all the hangovers kill me
Y'all are fuckin crazy but we cant stop from spillin yo

Cuz I'm so tired of beer and liquor
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
When I get with my friends, I should have stayed in
Tomorrow I'll be wakin up with my head achin

Save me from myself, I'm a firestone
Whoa, ooh
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone
Whoa, ooh, oh, ooh

Save me from myself

I wanna stop but then I think of all the things I'm missin'
Go to the beach and have some drinks sit by the ocean listen
To all the waves while they're crashing down
Just like my principles when they're allowed to drown, yeah
I really hate that it's do easy just for me to break
All the promises I made for myself every day
I can't beat 'em so I join em for another drink
I'll just start over tomorrow

Cuz I'm so tired of beer and liquor
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
When I get with my friends, I should have stayed in
Tomorrow I'll be wakin up with my head achin
And every day is a celebration
Gettin off of work for inebriation

Save me from myself, I'm a firestone
Whoa, ooh
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone
Whoa, ooh, oh, ooh

Save me from myself, I'm a firestone