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Barry Louis Polisar - All I Want Is You
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Love Your Eyes
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Barry Louis Polisar - Nothing
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Barry Louis Polisar - It's My Mother And My Father And My Sister And The Dog
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Barry Louis Polisar - One Big Happy Family
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Barry Louis Polisar - A Bee Will Sting You
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Barry Louis Polisar - A Brontosaurus With Bronchitis
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Barry Louis Polisar - A Clock Without A "C"
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Barry Louis Polisar - A Giggle And A Hug And A Tickle And A Kiss
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Barry Louis Polisar - A Sick Song
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Barry Louis Polisar - Accident
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Barry Louis Polisar - Alfabet Song
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Barry Louis Polisar - Ant And The Grasshopper
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Barry Louis Polisar - Apple Of My Eye
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Barry Louis Polisar - As You Sleep So Peacefully
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Barry Louis Polisar - Aunt Anna Came To Our House
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Barry Louis Polisar - Bad Boys
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Barry Louis Polisar - Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car
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Barry Louis Polisar - Barnyard Stomp
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Barry Louis Polisar - Bumblebee Song
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Barry Louis Polisar - But I'm Just Thirteen
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Barry Louis Polisar - But They'll Never Have A Baby As Nice As Me
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Barry Louis Polisar - Callie Wallie Doodle All The Day
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Barry Louis Polisar - Caterpillar
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Barry Louis Polisar - Chameleon
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Barry Louis Polisar - Cindy Absent
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Barry Louis Polisar - Crab
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Barry Louis Polisar - Craster
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Barry Louis Polisar - Dad Says That I Look Like HimDad says that I've got his nose, big and flat and long.
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Barry Louis Polisar - Diaper Rash
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Barry Louis Polisar - Dinosaur Song
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Barry Louis Polisar - Do This, Do That
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Barry Louis Polisar - Dog Barked
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Barry Louis Polisar - Don't Eat The Food That Is Sitting On Your Plate
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Barry Louis Polisar - Don't Leave Me In The House Alone
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Barry Louis Polisar - Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose
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Barry Louis Polisar - Don't Wake Up The Baby Or The Baby Will Get You
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Barry Louis Polisar - Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss
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Barry Louis Polisar - Donuts
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Barry Louis Polisar - Doo-doo Is A Bad Word
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Barry Louis Polisar - Early Sunday Morning
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Barry Louis Polisar - Ellen Grew A Beard
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Barry Louis Polisar - Elvin And The Witch (See The Witch)
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Barry Louis Polisar - Everywhere You Go
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Barry Louis Polisar - First It Bit My Behind
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Barry Louis Polisar - Five More Minutes
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Barry Louis Polisar - Fred
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Barry Louis Polisar - Get Your Hand Off My Leg And Your Foot Out Of My Shoe
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Barry Louis Polisar - Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
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Barry Louis Polisar - Go And Hush
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Barry Louis Polisar - Have A Little Smoke?
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Barry Louis Polisar - He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?
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Barry Louis Polisar - Hey Jack, What's In The Sack?
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Barry Louis Polisar - Homemade
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Can Do Anything
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Can't Tie My Shoe
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Can't, I Can't
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Didn't Mean To
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Don't Believe You're Going To The Bathroom
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Don't Brush My Teeth And I Never Comb My Hair
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Don't Wanna Go To School
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Eat Kids
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Forgot
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Looked Into The Mirror, What Did The Mirror Say?
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Lost My Pants
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Miss Grandma
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Need You Like A Donut Needs A Hole
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Sneaked Into The Kitchen In The Middle Of The Night
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Still Don't Like Asparagus
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Used To Have a Sister
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Wanna Be A Dog
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Wanna Be Your Baby
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Barry Louis Polisar - I'd Be Me
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Barry Louis Polisar - I'm A Slug
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Barry Louis Polisar - I'm A Three-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
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Barry Louis Polisar - I'm Bored
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Barry Louis Polisar - I'm Late
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Barry Louis Polisar - I've Got A Dog And My Dog's Name Is Cat
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Barry Louis Polisar - I've Got A Teacher, She's So Mean
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Barry Louis Polisar - If You've Got A Kid Who Complains All The Time
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Barry Louis Polisar - It All Comes Back To Me
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Barry Louis Polisar - Just The Way You Are
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Barry Louis Polisar - Leroy Is A Late Bloomer
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Barry Louis Polisar - Lucky To Be Alive
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Barry Louis Polisar - Lullaby For A Crying Baby
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Barry Louis Polisar - Marching Shoulder To Shoulder
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Barry Louis Polisar - Marvin Doesn't Like The New Baby
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Barry Louis Polisar - Me And You
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Barry Louis Polisar - Mom And Dad Are Always Right
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Barry Louis Polisar - Mom Said No I Said Why
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Brother Thinks He's A Banana
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Dentist Is An Awfully Nice Man
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Friend Jake
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Mother Ran Away Today
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Name Is Hiram Liplshlitz
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Barry Louis Polisar - Never Cook Your Sister In A Frying Pan
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Barry Louis Polisar - Not So Good At Baseball
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Barry Louis Polisar - Oh No, I Like My Sister
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Barry Louis Polisar - One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into A Frog
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Barry Louis Polisar - Our Dog Bernard
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Barry Louis Polisar - Poor Orville Thlapp
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Barry Louis Polisar - Potty Training
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Barry Louis Polisar - Reptile World
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Barry Louis Polisar - Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw And String
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Barry Louis Polisar - Shut Up In The Library
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Barry Louis Polisar - Siamese Twins
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Barry Louis Polisar - Skatter-Brack Flath Who Lives In My Bath
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Barry Louis Polisar - Stanley Stole My Shoelace And Rubbed It In His Armpit
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Barry Louis Polisar - That's What Makes The World Go 'Round
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Barry Louis Polisar - There's no Substitute for a cat
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Barry Louis Polisar - These Are Not My Children
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Barry Louis Polisar - They Said Eat The Broccoli
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Barry Louis Polisar - Thump Thump Thump
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Barry Louis Polisar - Tomorrow
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Barry Louis Polisar - Town Of Round
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Barry Louis Polisar - Trouble....What Trouble?
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Barry Louis Polisar - Tyrannosaurus Nix
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Barry Louis Polisar - Underwear
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Barry Louis Polisar - Warning
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Barry Louis Polisar - Water
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Barry Louis Polisar - We Don't Have To Share
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Barry Louis Polisar - Wet Again
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Barry Louis Polisar - What Are We Gonna Do About The Baby?
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Barry Louis Polisar - What Do We Do With A Crying Baby?
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Barry Louis Polisar - What If A Zebra Had Spots?
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Barry Louis Polisar - When Suzie Sneezed
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Barry Louis Polisar - When The House Is Dark And Quiet
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Barry Louis Polisar - Who Got A Boo-Boo?
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Barry Louis Polisar - Why Do I Love You?
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Barry Louis Polisar - You're As Sweet As Sugar On A Stick
I Can't Tie My Shoe
Barry Louis Polisar
There's something so simple I simply can't do
Lots of people talkin'; you'd laugh if you knew
I just never learned how to tie my shoe
I'm sure its a question of aptitude
Talent is something that I exude
But none of my talents seem to include
How to tie up the lace on my shoe
Now some folks laugh when they hear the news
I think their behavior is awfully rude
They ask me to dance, I have to refuse
I just don't know how to tie my shoes
Everyday I work so hard and there's stuff I can do
I can play the guitar, I can sing you the blues
I can sing falsetto, sing bass, too
I just can't seem to tie my shoe