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Barry Louis Polisar - I Love Your Eyes
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Barry Louis Polisar - All I Want Is You
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Barry Louis Polisar - Dinosaur Song
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Barry Louis Polisar - Diaper Rash
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Barry Louis Polisar - A Giggle And A Hug And A Tickle And A Kiss
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Don't Brush My Teeth And I Never Comb My Hair
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Barry Louis Polisar - A Bee Will Sting You
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Barry Louis Polisar - A Clock Without A "C"
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Barry Louis Polisar - A Sick Song
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Barry Louis Polisar - Alfabet Song
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Barry Louis Polisar - Apple Of My Eye
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Barry Louis Polisar - As You Sleep So Peacefully
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Barry Louis Polisar - Aunt Anna Came To Our House
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Barry Louis Polisar - Bad Boys
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Barry Louis Polisar - Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car
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Barry Louis Polisar - Bumblebee Song
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Barry Louis Polisar - But I'm Just Thirteen
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Barry Louis Polisar - But They'll Never Have A Baby As Nice As Me
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Barry Louis Polisar - Callie Wallie Doodle All The Day
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Barry Louis Polisar - Cindy Absent
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Barry Louis Polisar - Crab
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Barry Louis Polisar - Craster
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Barry Louis Polisar - Dad Says That I Look Like HimDad says that I've got his nose, big and flat and long.
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Barry Louis Polisar - Do This, Do That
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Barry Louis Polisar - Don't Leave Me In The House Alone
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Barry Louis Polisar - Don't Wake Up The Baby Or The Baby Will Get You
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Barry Louis Polisar - Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss
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Barry Louis Polisar - Doo-doo Is A Bad Word
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Barry Louis Polisar - Early Sunday Morning
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Barry Louis Polisar - Ellen Grew A Beard
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Barry Louis Polisar - Elvin And The Witch (See The Witch)
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Barry Louis Polisar - Everywhere You Go
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Barry Louis Polisar - Five More Minutes
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Barry Louis Polisar - Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
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Barry Louis Polisar - Go And Hush
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Barry Louis Polisar - Have A Little Smoke?
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Barry Louis Polisar - He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?
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Barry Louis Polisar - Hey Jack, What's In The Sack?
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Barry Louis Polisar - Homemade
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Can Do Anything
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Can't Tie My Shoe
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Can't, I Can't
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Didn't Mean To
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Don't Believe You're Going To The Bathroom
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Don't Wanna Go To School
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Forgot
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Lost My Pants
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Used To Have a Sister
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Wanna Be A Dog
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Wanna Be Your Baby
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Barry Louis Polisar - I'm A Slug
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Barry Louis Polisar - I've Got A Dog And My Dog's Name Is Cat
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Barry Louis Polisar - I've Got A Teacher, She's So Mean
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Barry Louis Polisar - If You've Got A Kid Who Complains All The Time
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Barry Louis Polisar - It All Comes Back To Me
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Barry Louis Polisar - It's My Mother And My Father And My Sister And The Dog
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Barry Louis Polisar - Just The Way You Are
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Barry Louis Polisar - Lucky To Be Alive
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Barry Louis Polisar - Lullaby For A Crying Baby
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Barry Louis Polisar - Mom And Dad Are Always Right
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Barry Louis Polisar - Mom Said No I Said Why
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Brother Thinks He's A Banana
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Friend Jake
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Barry Louis Polisar - Never Cook Your Sister In A Frying Pan
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Barry Louis Polisar - Not So Good At Baseball
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Barry Louis Polisar - Oh No, I Like My Sister
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Barry Louis Polisar - Poor Orville Thlapp
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Barry Louis Polisar - Stanley Stole My Shoelace And Rubbed It In His Armpit
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Barry Louis Polisar - That's What Makes The World Go 'Round
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Barry Louis Polisar - There's no Substitute for a cat
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Barry Louis Polisar - These Are Not My Children
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Barry Louis Polisar - They Said Eat The Broccoli
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Barry Louis Polisar - Thump Thump Thump
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Barry Louis Polisar - Town Of Round
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Barry Louis Polisar - Trouble....What Trouble?
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Barry Louis Polisar - Underwear
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Barry Louis Polisar - Warning
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Barry Louis Polisar - Water
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Barry Louis Polisar - We Don't Have To Share
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Barry Louis Polisar - Wet Again
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Barry Louis Polisar - What Are We Gonna Do About The Baby?
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Barry Louis Polisar - What If A Zebra Had Spots?
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Barry Louis Polisar - When Suzie Sneezed
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Barry Louis Polisar - When The House Is Dark And Quiet
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Barry Louis Polisar - Who Got A Boo-Boo?
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Barry Louis Polisar - Why Do I Love You?
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Barry Louis Polisar - You're As Sweet As Sugar On A Stick
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Barry Louis Polisar - A Brontosaurus With Bronchitis
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Barry Louis Polisar - Accident
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Barry Louis Polisar - Ant And The Grasshopper
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Barry Louis Polisar - Barnyard Stomp
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Barry Louis Polisar - Caterpillar
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Barry Louis Polisar - Chameleon
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Barry Louis Polisar - Dog Barked
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Barry Louis Polisar - Don't Eat The Food That Is Sitting On Your Plate
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Barry Louis Polisar - Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose
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Barry Louis Polisar - Donuts
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Barry Louis Polisar - First It Bit My Behind
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Barry Louis Polisar - Fred
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Barry Louis Polisar - Get Your Hand Off My Leg And Your Foot Out Of My Shoe
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Eat Kids
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Looked Into The Mirror, What Did The Mirror Say?
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Miss Grandma
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Need You Like A Donut Needs A Hole
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Sneaked Into The Kitchen In The Middle Of The Night
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Still Don't Like Asparagus
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Barry Louis Polisar - I'd Be Me
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Barry Louis Polisar - I'm A Three-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
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Barry Louis Polisar - I'm Bored
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Barry Louis Polisar - I'm Late
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Barry Louis Polisar - Leroy Is A Late Bloomer
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Barry Louis Polisar - Marching Shoulder To Shoulder
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Barry Louis Polisar - Marvin Doesn't Like The New Baby
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Barry Louis Polisar - Me And You
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Dentist Is An Awfully Nice Man
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Mother Ran Away Today
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Name Is Hiram Liplshlitz
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Barry Louis Polisar - Nothing
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Barry Louis Polisar - One Big Happy Family
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Barry Louis Polisar - One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into A Frog
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Barry Louis Polisar - Our Dog Bernard
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Barry Louis Polisar - Potty Training
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Barry Louis Polisar - Reptile World
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Barry Louis Polisar - Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw And String
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Barry Louis Polisar - Shut Up In The Library
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Barry Louis Polisar - Siamese Twins
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Barry Louis Polisar - Skatter-Brack Flath Who Lives In My Bath
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Barry Louis Polisar - Tomorrow
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Barry Louis Polisar - Tyrannosaurus Nix
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Barry Louis Polisar - What Do We Do With A Crying Baby?
Reptile World
Barry Louis Polisar
To come to your house at nine.
I'd love to visit you today but
I feel I must decline.
I know that you have lots of pets,
Not one of them is a cat;
No dogs, no hamsters or any
Furry, fuzzy thing like that.
I know that you love reptiles like
Lizards, newts and skinks.
I fear my fear forbids me
To come in for a drink.
I know that when you greet me,
You will invite me in
And once I am inside
And ask you how you've been,
I'll see that on your sofa
Sits a hungy crocodile;
You'll clear a spot for me
And ask if I will stay awhile.
Freezing in my tracks and
Careful not to make a sound,
I'll hear a rattle at my back
And slowly turn around
Copperheads and cottonmouths
Will slither 'round your feet.
With a lizard on your shoulder
You'll say, "Have something to eat. "
I'll feel something against my leg;
It's just your alligator.
I'll jump, I'll be a bit on edge;
I won't wanna irritate her.
You'll show me your pet python
And tell me how you picked her,
While wrapped around my leg
Is your boa constrictor.
You'll show me asps and muggers,
Lizards newts and skinks;
I'll hear my heartbeat beat so fast
As you pour me that drink
But sitting in your kitchen sink
Will be your pet iguana,
So I thank you for inviting me
But I don't think I wanna