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Barry Louis Polisar - All I Want Is You
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Love Your Eyes
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Barry Louis Polisar - Nothing
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Barry Louis Polisar - It's My Mother And My Father And My Sister And The Dog
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Barry Louis Polisar - One Big Happy Family
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Barry Louis Polisar - A Bee Will Sting You
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Barry Louis Polisar - A Brontosaurus With Bronchitis
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Barry Louis Polisar - A Clock Without A "C"
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Barry Louis Polisar - A Giggle And A Hug And A Tickle And A Kiss
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Barry Louis Polisar - A Sick Song
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Barry Louis Polisar - Accident
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Barry Louis Polisar - Alfabet Song
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Barry Louis Polisar - Ant And The Grasshopper
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Barry Louis Polisar - Apple Of My Eye
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Barry Louis Polisar - As You Sleep So Peacefully
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Barry Louis Polisar - Aunt Anna Came To Our House
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Barry Louis Polisar - Bad Boys
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Barry Louis Polisar - Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car
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Barry Louis Polisar - Barnyard Stomp
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Barry Louis Polisar - Bumblebee Song
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Barry Louis Polisar - But I'm Just Thirteen
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Barry Louis Polisar - But They'll Never Have A Baby As Nice As Me
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Barry Louis Polisar - Callie Wallie Doodle All The Day
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Barry Louis Polisar - Caterpillar
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Barry Louis Polisar - Chameleon
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Barry Louis Polisar - Cindy Absent
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Barry Louis Polisar - Crab
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Barry Louis Polisar - Craster
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Barry Louis Polisar - Dad Says That I Look Like HimDad says that I've got his nose, big and flat and long.
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Barry Louis Polisar - Diaper Rash
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Barry Louis Polisar - Dinosaur Song
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Barry Louis Polisar - Do This, Do That
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Barry Louis Polisar - Dog Barked
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Barry Louis Polisar - Don't Eat The Food That Is Sitting On Your Plate
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Barry Louis Polisar - Don't Leave Me In The House Alone
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Barry Louis Polisar - Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose
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Barry Louis Polisar - Don't Wake Up The Baby Or The Baby Will Get You
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Barry Louis Polisar - Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss
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Barry Louis Polisar - Donuts
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Barry Louis Polisar - Doo-doo Is A Bad Word
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Barry Louis Polisar - Early Sunday Morning
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Barry Louis Polisar - Ellen Grew A Beard
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Barry Louis Polisar - Elvin And The Witch (See The Witch)
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Barry Louis Polisar - Everywhere You Go
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Barry Louis Polisar - First It Bit My Behind
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Barry Louis Polisar - Five More Minutes
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Barry Louis Polisar - Fred
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Barry Louis Polisar - Get Your Hand Off My Leg And Your Foot Out Of My Shoe
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Barry Louis Polisar - Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
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Barry Louis Polisar - Go And Hush
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Barry Louis Polisar - Have A Little Smoke?
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Barry Louis Polisar - He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?
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Barry Louis Polisar - Hey Jack, What's In The Sack?
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Barry Louis Polisar - Homemade
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Can Do Anything
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Can't Tie My Shoe
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Can't, I Can't
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Didn't Mean To
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Don't Believe You're Going To The Bathroom
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Don't Brush My Teeth And I Never Comb My Hair
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Don't Wanna Go To School
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Eat Kids
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Forgot
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Looked Into The Mirror, What Did The Mirror Say?
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Lost My Pants
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Miss Grandma
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Need You Like A Donut Needs A Hole
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Sneaked Into The Kitchen In The Middle Of The Night
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Still Don't Like Asparagus
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Used To Have a Sister
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Wanna Be A Dog
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Barry Louis Polisar - I Wanna Be Your Baby
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Barry Louis Polisar - I'd Be Me
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Barry Louis Polisar - I'm A Slug
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Barry Louis Polisar - I'm A Three-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
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Barry Louis Polisar - I'm Bored
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Barry Louis Polisar - I'm Late
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Barry Louis Polisar - I've Got A Dog And My Dog's Name Is Cat
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Barry Louis Polisar - I've Got A Teacher, She's So Mean
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Barry Louis Polisar - If You've Got A Kid Who Complains All The Time
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Barry Louis Polisar - It All Comes Back To Me
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Barry Louis Polisar - Just The Way You Are
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Barry Louis Polisar - Leroy Is A Late Bloomer
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Barry Louis Polisar - Lucky To Be Alive
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Barry Louis Polisar - Lullaby For A Crying Baby
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Barry Louis Polisar - Marching Shoulder To Shoulder
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Barry Louis Polisar - Marvin Doesn't Like The New Baby
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Barry Louis Polisar - Me And You
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Barry Louis Polisar - Mom And Dad Are Always Right
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Barry Louis Polisar - Mom Said No I Said Why
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Brother Thinks He's A Banana
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Dentist Is An Awfully Nice Man
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Friend Jake
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Mother Ran Away Today
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Barry Louis Polisar - My Name Is Hiram Liplshlitz
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Barry Louis Polisar - Never Cook Your Sister In A Frying Pan
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Barry Louis Polisar - Not So Good At Baseball
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Barry Louis Polisar - Oh No, I Like My Sister
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Barry Louis Polisar - One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned Into A Frog
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Barry Louis Polisar - Our Dog Bernard
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Barry Louis Polisar - Poor Orville Thlapp
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Barry Louis Polisar - Potty Training
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Barry Louis Polisar - Reptile World
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Barry Louis Polisar - Sally Eats Shoelaces, Straw And String
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Barry Louis Polisar - Shut Up In The Library
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Barry Louis Polisar - Siamese Twins
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Barry Louis Polisar - Skatter-Brack Flath Who Lives In My Bath
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Barry Louis Polisar - Stanley Stole My Shoelace And Rubbed It In His Armpit
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Barry Louis Polisar - That's What Makes The World Go 'Round
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Barry Louis Polisar - There's no Substitute for a cat
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Barry Louis Polisar - These Are Not My Children
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Barry Louis Polisar - They Said Eat The Broccoli
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Barry Louis Polisar - Thump Thump Thump
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Barry Louis Polisar - Tomorrow
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Barry Louis Polisar - Town Of Round
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Barry Louis Polisar - Trouble....What Trouble?
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Barry Louis Polisar - Tyrannosaurus Nix
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Barry Louis Polisar - Underwear
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Barry Louis Polisar - Warning
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Barry Louis Polisar - Water
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Barry Louis Polisar - We Don't Have To Share
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Barry Louis Polisar - Wet Again
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Barry Louis Polisar - What Are We Gonna Do About The Baby?
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Barry Louis Polisar - What Do We Do With A Crying Baby?
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Barry Louis Polisar - What If A Zebra Had Spots?
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Barry Louis Polisar - When Suzie Sneezed
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Barry Louis Polisar - When The House Is Dark And Quiet
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Barry Louis Polisar - Who Got A Boo-Boo?
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Barry Louis Polisar - Why Do I Love You?
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Barry Louis Polisar - You're As Sweet As Sugar On A Stick
Never Cook Your Sister In A Frying Pan
Barry Louis Polisar
Or boil her in water and take her by the hand
And throw her off a cliff or try to make her fall
'Cause these things aren't very nice at all.
You might not like her but don't knock her off her bike;
Fighting is normal, but normal ain't right.
Don't put her in a bucket and drop her down a well
Or put her in the oven and try to sell
Her to the nice old man who lives down the street
Don't hit her with your hand or kick her with your feet.
Don't tie her to a tree and leave her in the woods
For the bears and the snakes and you never should
Lock her in the closet or throw her in the snow,
Or flush her down the toilet or steal her clothes.
If you do these things then what you do,
Is not becomming to a boy like you.
You better be careful when she's nice and small,
Don't beat her with a bat or hit her with a ball.
Don't put her in a barrel and roll her down the road,
'Cause it all goes against the gentleman's code.
Besides, she might grow up and be bigger, too,
And turn around and do it all to you