Before YouTube I walked through life
And now I frollic
YouTube has been like a father to me
Except YouTube's not an alcholic
Before YouTube I was just a skinny white kid
That thought he was funnier, & cooler
Than he actually was
Now
Not much has changed
But I have a shitload of money
Because YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas
If by people you mean
13-year-old girls
And by ideas you mean
How they love the jonas brothers
I'm just kidding!
But let's be honest
That's a hefty majority
And if you don't believe me
You must be a noob!
So, welcome to YouTube!
You don't know what your missing
A-just try searching a-women kissing
It's YouTube. It's what this country's been needing
A generation of kids who don't waste their time reading
Am I the only one who thinks that lisa nova's hot
And chris crocker's not?
He's hotter
Most famous youtubers are either asian or they're gay
So there's an untapped YouTube celebrity, and it's name is geore takai
And if your favorite coat has got a doo-doo stain; I pray to God that that's chocolate rain
And I find videos of babys laughing a bit intrusive
Because barrak Obama won the election because of YouTube
Wait, did I say YouTube?
I meant the black vote
And I think that YouTube and fred are so cool!
And what the buck will be back in a jiffy lube
So welcome to YouTube
Yeah, I said welcome to YouTube
Hey. Welcome to YouTube
I said listen and linger
Charlie the unicorn bit my finger
It's YouTube
The impact is evident
Ms. Teen South Carolina just ran for vice president
Upload a video
You got nothin' to lose
Except all of you friends
And the approval of your parents
Hi, my name is mary and I'm 19 years old and I got drunk at a party and I think someone was videotaping it but I don't want anyone to see it 'cause I showed half of my boob
Sorry mary!
Welcome to YouTube
Say hello to YouTube
Say goodbye to your college scholarship
Yeah, and it'll keep on going and it'll never stop
Till it's privatized
