men are like vows, cause they are easily broken women are like cows, cause they both have vagina's
men are like muzzles ya, cause they will try to shut you up women are like puzzles cause prier to 1920 neither had the right to vote puzzles still don't
a man is an eagle a women is a dove women can fake orgasms but men can fake love
women are like fingers and toes, cause there easy to count on men are like ravens and crows, cause they hate using condoms
women are like Yahtzee, cause i rarely get them and men are like Nazis, cause they both caused the holocaust
male strippers always look like there applying lotion and female strippers when there dancing on the pole just look like confused firemen
