1. 1

    Bo Burnham - 1985

  2. 2

    Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet

  3. 3

    Bo Burnham - All Eyes On Me

  4. 4

    Bo Burnham - Bezos I

  5. 5

    Bo Burnham - Microwave Popcorn

  6. 6

    Bo Burnham - Look Who's Inside Again

  7. 7

    Bo Burnham - Lower Your Expectations (If You Want Love)

  8. 8

    Bo Burnham - How The World Works

  9. 9

    Bo Burnham - That Funny Feeling

  10. 10

    Bo Burnham - Five Years

  11. 11

    Bo Burnham - Goodbye

  12. 12

    Bo Burnham - Can't Handle This (Kanye Rant)

  13. 13

    Bo Burnham - Hell Of a Ride (Studio)

  14. 14

    Bo Burnham - 30

  15. 15

    Bo Burnham - Art Is Dead

  16. 16

    Bo Burnham - White Woman's Instagram

  17. 17

    Bo Burnham - Comedy

  18. 18

    Bo Burnham - From God's Perspective

  19. 19

    Bo Burnham - Problematic

  20. 20

    Bo Burnham - Sexting

  21. 21

    Bo Burnham - Sad

  22. 22

    Bo Burnham - Shit

  23. 23

    Bo Burnham - The Chicken

  24. 24

    Bo Burnham - Don't Wanna Know

  25. 25

    Bo Burnham - Kill Yourself

  26. 26

    Bo Burnham - My Whole Family

  27. 27

    Bo Burnham - Repeat Stuff

  28. 28

    Bo Burnham - What's Funny

  29. 29

    Bo Burnham - Words, Words, Words

  30. 30

    Bo Burnham - Bezos IV

  31. 31

    Bo Burnham - Eff

  32. 32

    Bo Burnham - Rant

  33. 33

    Bo Burnham - Spider

  34. 34

    Bo Burnham - A Love Ballad

  35. 35

    Bo Burnham - Any Day Now

  36. 36

    Bo Burnham - Are You Happy?

  37. 37

    Bo Burnham - Bezos II

  38. 38

    Bo Burnham - Bezos III

  39. 39

    Bo Burnham - Bo Fo' 'Sho'

  40. 40

    Bo Burnham - Cowntry Song (Pandering)

  41. 41

    Bo Burnham - Facetime With My Mom (Tonight)

  42. 42

    Bo Burnham - Haikus / Sonnet / Shakespeare

  43. 43

    Bo Burnham - I Fuck Sluts

  44. 44

    Bo Burnham - I'm a Little Teapot / Improv Song

  45. 45

    Bo Burnham - Joe Biden

  46. 46

    Bo Burnham - Klan Kookout

  47. 47

    Bo Burnham - Left Brain, Right Brain

  48. 48

    Bo Burnham - man and women

  49. 49

    Bo Burnham - My Better Half

  50. 50

    Bo Burnham - Oh Bo

  51. 51

    Bo Burnham - One Man Shows

  52. 52

    Bo Burnham - Poems

  53. 53

    Bo Burnham - Straight White Man

  54. 54

    Bo Burnham - The Breakup Song

  55. 55

    Bo Burnham - The Future

  56. 56

    Bo Burnham - The Perfect Woman

  57. 57

    Bo Burnham - Theoretical Dick Jokes / Statistics

  58. 58

    Bo Burnham - Unpaid Intern

  59. 59

    Bo Burnham - #Deep

  60. 60

    Bo Burnham - 3.14 Apple Pi

  61. 61

    Bo Burnham - A Prayer / How do We Fix Africa?

  62. 62

    Bo Burnham - A World On Fire

  63. 63

    Bo Burnham - All Time Low

  64. 64

    Bo Burnham - Andy The Frog

  65. 65

    Bo Burnham - Binary Reality

  66. 66

    Bo Burnham - Channel 5 News: The Musical (Studio)

  67. 67

    Bo Burnham - Content

  68. 68

    Bo Burnham - Cookout

  69. 69

    Bo Burnham - Eff (Studio)

  70. 70

    Bo Burnham - Ex-Girlfriend / Racial Humor

  71. 71

    Bo Burnham - Feel Good

  72. 72

    Bo Burnham - H-O-A-R

  73. 73

    Bo Burnham - High School Party (Girl)

  74. 74

    Bo Burnham - I F--k Sl--ts

  75. 75

    Bo Burnham - I'm Bo Yo

  76. 76

    Bo Burnham - Intro

  77. 77

    Bo Burnham - Ironic

  78. 78

    Bo Burnham - Little Adolf

  79. 79

    Bo Burnham - Love Is

  80. 80

    Bo Burnham - Men And Women

  81. 81

    Bo Burnham - My Little Secret

  82. 82

    Bo Burnham - Nerds (Studio)

  83. 83

    Bo Burnham - New Math

  84. 84

    Bo Burnham - Palavras

  85. 85

    Bo Burnham - Rehab Center for Fictional Characters

  86. 86

    Bo Burnham - Sunday School

  87. 87

    Bo Burnham - This Ain't A Joke

  88. 88

    Bo Burnham - Traditional Stand-Up

  89. 89

    Bo Burnham - WDIDLN?

  90. 90

    Bo Burnham - We Think We Know You

  91. 91

    Bo Burnham - Welcome to YouTube

  92. 92

    Bo Burnham - WTFIGO

This is Bo Burnham
He's 22 years old
He's a male, and he looks like the genetic product of a giraffe having sex with Ellen Degeneres
He has a gigantic head and tiny nipples
He's isolated himself over the last five years in the pursuit of comedy and, in doing so has lost touch with reality
You're an asshole, Bo. You hear me?
You think you know better than me. You think you know better than everybody
You will die alone, and you will deserve it
But in the meantime you might as well tell those silly jokes of yours
See if that helps

You used to do comedy when you felt like being funny
But now you're contraction-ally obligated
So dance you fucking monkey
Dance monkey dance!

Welcome to the show, this is Bo, this is his show, and Bo likes to dance like this
Welcome to the show, this is Bo, this is his show, and Bo takes off his pants like this

Play an invisible drum
Play an invisible trumpet [trumpet sound]
Drink some invisible water
Oh shit! That water's real!

Bo wants to make you feel comfortable
Bo wants to make you feel comfortable [random voice]
Bo wants to make you feel comfortable
So sit back, relax, and enjoy a healthy dose of

Prolonged eye contact (Prolonged eye contact)
Prolonged eye contact (Prolonged eye contact)
Prolonged eye contact (Prolonged eye contact)
Prolonged eye contact (Prolonged eye contact)
Prolonged eye contact (Prolonged eye contact)
Prolonged eye contact (Prolonged eye contact)
Prolonged eye contact (Prolonged eye contact)
(Prolonged eye contact)
Prolonged eye contact (Prolonged eye contact)
Prolonged eye contact (Prolonged eye contact)
Prolonged eye contact (Prolonged eye contact)
Lick your lips to make it more comforting

Do you want to see a magic trick? (Yeah!)
Do you want to see a magic trick? (Yeah!)
Do you want to see a magic trick? (Yeah!)
Then pick a card any card-Psyche!

Magic isn't real, you idiot, read a book
Magic isn't real, you idiot, read a book
Magic isn't real, you idiot, read a book
Magic isn't real, or is it?

And at that moment, Bo's 20 year old cynicism melted into childlike wonder
He never knew there could be so much magic in the world
It's a world of possibilities Bo
What do you want to do first? Run? Yeah sure you can run
Fly? Well yeah you can fly
What? What are yo-what the fuck are you do-what the fuck are you doing?
Stop, st-stop it. What the f-you fucking idiot, stop, stop, stop

Anyways. In the distance Bo saw a beautiful fairy
A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud about being called one in high school
He then came across an old bridge with a troll standing guard
Bo knew he'd have to answer a riddle to get by
The troll spoke thus: 'Alright for the last time man I'm not a troll, I'm homeless. Ok, do you have any spare change? Ok that's a used napkin I don't want that. No no stop just you know what leave just leave please leave.'
And then as Bo arrived on the other side of the stage he saw a unicorn with five horns right in front of him
And the pentacorn spoke thus: 'Hello Bo, I've been looking for you for quite a long t-ugh!'

He was safe, for now. But the dark thoughts would soon return

It's Godzilla!

It's so hard to be a lizard
It's hard to be a lizard
Tiny arms, itchy gizzard
It's hard to be a lizard
But it's harder to segue

Is he skiing or is he in a gay porn?
Is he skiing (what) or is he in a gay porn?
Is he skiing (huh) or is he in a gay porn?
Here's a hint: he's in a gay porn

Ok Bo this miming shit is getting pretty annoying so give 'em the real thing

My voice is so fucking natural
It's naturally good
Naturally good
Naturally good

This is the end of the song and the beginning of the show
Welcome to the show

That lizard part was pretty fucking stupid

We're recording part of the CD tonight, and yeah, good to start off with eight minutes of mime jokes for the CD

I want to start off with a joke for the fellas
I don't feel like I connect with my men in the audience as well as I do with my prepubescent girls
So where my fellas at? Fellas?
Yo fellas don't you hate it when you're sucking a guy's dick and he ends up being a faggot? Am I right!?
These fucking faggots with their tasty dicks!

Alright if you'd like to leave during the show the exit signs are marked clearly in red, sort of a orangish/reddish/fiery red so we'll be fucked if we need them, but we can see 'em now!

This show is called 'what.' and I hope there are some surprises, geez. I knocked the water over by accident

He meant to knock the water over, yeah yeah yeah
But you all thought it was an accident
But he meant to knock the water over, yeah yeah yeah
Art is lie, nothing is real

So it's called 'what.' and it's about, hey cool it

He meant to knock the water over, yeah yeah yeah
But you all thought it was an

Just, take it off repeat, and it won't repeat
This is the good thing, we can edit all this in the actual CD recording

He meant to play the track again, yeah yeah yeah
But you all thought it was an accident
But he meant to play the water track again-gain-gain
Art's still a lie, nothing's still real

What's the deal with segues?
Food jokes, let's do some food jokes
How you guys doin' up in the nosebleeds, up top?
Yes, the nosebleeds where the cocaine is done
I had a hotdog for breakfast, in Madison actually this morning
And, yeah, afterwards I felt like this: whoa whoa
Because I couldn't control my stools. Alright, Jesus
For the people listening, I moved the stool around a lot
This is gonna get difficult
But I'm glad you like poop-based puns, that'll be a majority of the show, so

Never waste a moment
Every moment can become a comedy moment, see?

Thank you so much

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