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Bo Burnham - 1985
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Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet
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Bo Burnham - All Eyes On Me
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Bo Burnham - Bezos I
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Bo Burnham - How The World Works
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Bo Burnham - Lower Your Expectations (If You Want Love)
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Bo Burnham - Goodbye
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Bo Burnham - That Funny Feeling
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Bo Burnham - Words, Words, Words
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Bo Burnham - Look Who's Inside Again
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Bo Burnham - Comedy
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Bo Burnham - Can't Handle This (Kanye Rant)
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Bo Burnham - From God's Perspective
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Bo Burnham - Microwave Popcorn
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Bo Burnham - Problematic
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Bo Burnham - Art Is Dead
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Bo Burnham - Don't Wanna Know
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Bo Burnham - Five Years
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Bo Burnham - Sexting
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Bo Burnham - The Perfect Woman
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Bo Burnham - 30
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Bo Burnham - Content
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Bo Burnham - One Man Shows
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Bo Burnham - Rant
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Bo Burnham - Repeat Stuff
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Bo Burnham - The Chicken
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Bo Burnham - All Time Low
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Bo Burnham - Any Day Now
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Bo Burnham - Bezos II
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Bo Burnham - Cowntry Song (Pandering)
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Bo Burnham - Facetime With My Mom (Tonight)
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Bo Burnham - Haikus / Sonnet / Shakespeare
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Bo Burnham - Hell Of a Ride (Studio)
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Bo Burnham - Kill Yourself
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Bo Burnham - My Whole Family
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Bo Burnham - Oh Bo
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Bo Burnham - Straight White Man
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Bo Burnham - This Ain't A Joke
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Bo Burnham - White Woman's Instagram
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Bo Burnham - WTFIGO
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Bo Burnham - A Love Ballad
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Bo Burnham - A World On Fire
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Bo Burnham - Are You Happy?
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Bo Burnham - Binary Reality
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Bo Burnham - Bo Fo' 'Sho'
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Bo Burnham - Cookout
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Bo Burnham - High School Party (Girl)
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Bo Burnham - I Fuck Sluts
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Bo Burnham - I'm a Little Teapot / Improv Song
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Bo Burnham - I'm Bo Yo
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Bo Burnham - Joe Biden
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Bo Burnham - Left Brain, Right Brain
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Bo Burnham - Little Adolf
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Bo Burnham - Love Is
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Bo Burnham - New Math
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Bo Burnham - Shit
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Bo Burnham - The Future
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Bo Burnham - Welcome to YouTube
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Bo Burnham - #Deep
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Bo Burnham - 3.14 Apple Pi
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Bo Burnham - A Prayer / How do We Fix Africa?
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Bo Burnham - Andy The Frog
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Bo Burnham - Bezos III
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Bo Burnham - Bezos IV
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Bo Burnham - Channel 5 News: The Musical (Studio)
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Bo Burnham - Eff
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Bo Burnham - Eff (Studio)
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Bo Burnham - Ex-Girlfriend / Racial Humor
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Bo Burnham - Feel Good
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Bo Burnham - H-O-A-R
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Bo Burnham - I F--k Sl--ts
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Bo Burnham - Intro
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Bo Burnham - Ironic
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Bo Burnham - Klan Kookout
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Bo Burnham - man and women
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Bo Burnham - Men And Women
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Bo Burnham - My Better Half
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Bo Burnham - My Little Secret
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Bo Burnham - Nerds (Studio)
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Bo Burnham - Poems
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Bo Burnham - Rehab Center for Fictional Characters
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Bo Burnham - Sad
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Bo Burnham - Spider
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Bo Burnham - Sunday School
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Bo Burnham - The Breakup Song
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Bo Burnham - Theoretical Dick Jokes / Statistics
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Bo Burnham - Traditional Stand-Up
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Bo Burnham - Unpaid Intern
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Bo Burnham - WDIDLN?
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Bo Burnham - We Think We Know You
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Bo Burnham - What's Funny
What's Funny
Bo Burnham
Uh, she used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time)
My show is a little bit silly, and a
Little bit pretentious, so like
Shakespeare's willy or
Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on
It's also a little bit gay, and a
Little bit offensive, like
Thanksgiving Day or
Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on
So put your cellphones to vibrate
And put your vibrators to cellphone mode
Welcome to the show, it goes a little bit like this
Joke... exactly
Welcome to my flow, it flows a little bit like this
With a rap and a diss then a
Swift rap in the wrist, a rap in a kiss
Like Hershey's wrappin' a Kiss, shit
I got a show that'll test you kids
And it asks one question and the question is
What's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
Funny, fu-funny
What's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
Funny
Oh yeah
Humor is often linked to shared experience
Like a guy gets up and says, "Have you noticed that public restrooms have really inefficient hand dryers? "
"Oh my God, yes I have
Ha ha ha ha, really good point
They should fix that
It's good to know that somebody finally gets me
'Cause my wife divorced me
Which has consciously forced me to lose all sense of self
So it's nice to think about hand dryers
And not that cheating whore"
Because stand-up comedy is actually pretty easy
If you're an Asian comic, just get up and say, "My mother's got the weirdest fucking accent"
Then just do a Chinese accent
'Cause everybody laughs at the Chinese accent
Because they privately thought that your people were laughable and now you've given them the chance to express that in public
Ah yeah, if you're a musical comic
Just give them a little weird voice inflection
Then take a Viagra
And slap them with a rock-hard misdirection
What's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
Funny, fu-funny
... Tourettes!
What's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
Funny
Oh, and the audience says
When I was a baby, maybe I laughed at people jiggling keys
Now I'm older and bolder and just get mad because I notice that the keys are to a Hummer
Fuck my life, I don't fuck my wife
So fuck my wife, and fuck my life
And my son is gay, but not sitcom gay
Daughter's a whore, like another girl that used to be her mother
But the marriage made her Miss Mary Americana
I want a teen, but that's screaming prima donna
But the radical feminists made my wife a man
Oh, and if I die happy
The situation
Will be auto-erotic
Asphyxiation
I hate my life and it hates me back
And my friend is black
But I don't know what to call him
So I just call him
... What up, Jamal?
Even though his name is Steve
I hate my job, I hate my life
I hate my kids, I hate my wife
Jews would know I do it
Judas beat me to it
I'm slowly slipping into a solipsistic coma
And I masturbate because I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck me!
What's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
Funny, fu-funny
(Pop) It's a boy
What's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
What's funny, what's funny, what's funny?
Funny, yeah
Hopefully this
(Fart)