I'm Not Scared Of Clowns

I'm not scared of clowns
No, I'm not scared of clowns
I'm afraid of the dark
And cuttin' through the park
But I ain't scared of clowns

Every single day
When I go outside to play
My friends run and hide
Or go inside
Just to avoid me

Even when I say please
And I always say
Thank you

Good manners can't help
I can't help myself
I don't know what to do

Seems everyone's
Scared of me
How can that be?

You see
All I wanna do
Is laugh with you
Act silly
And make you happy

I'm not scared of clowns
No, I'm not scared of clowns
I don't like loud sounds
Or snakes on the ground
But I ain't scared of clowns

In a world where
Scary clowns
Seem to be all around

It's easy to see
Why you might even
Be scared of me

Or bingo
Or pickles
Or hiccups
Or teaspoon

For goodness sake
At this rate
You might even fear the Moon
But don't be afraid
Of a costume
Some makeup
And a wig

Because becoming
A clown
Is the single best
Thing I done
Ever did

Honk honk

I just love those clowns
Said, I just love those clowns
With their big red nose
And their funny clothes
I just love the clowns

I'm not scared of clowns
No, I'm not scared of clowns
(I'm not scared)

‘Cause I'm a clown
And you're a clown too
That's what you gotta do
Become a clown too

Let your clown out

I just love those clowns
I just love those clowns

That's what we gotta do
Become a clown too

So won't you please be my friend?
I'll be your friend ‘till the end
And defend the honor
Of these clowns
Even the wild clowns downtown

So let your clown out
That's what its all about
Make the silly world
Much sillier
For all the boys and girls

Just love those clowns
Please don't fear the clowns