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Brandtson - Earthquakes And Sharks
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Brandtson - Grace Thinks I'm A Failure
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Brandtson - New Favorite Pastime
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Brandtson - Things Look Brighter
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Brandtson - As You Wish
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Brandtson - Bricks And Windowns
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Brandtson - Cherokee Red
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Brandtson - Cold War
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Brandtson - Days end
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Brandtson - Drawing A Line In The Sand
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Brandtson - Escapist
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Brandtson - Fighting Gravity
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Brandtson - Friend Or Faux?
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Brandtson - Goodnight Sweet Prince
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Brandtson - Here We Go
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Brandtson - Holly Park
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Brandtson - January
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Brandtson - Just Breathe
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Brandtson - Leaving Ohio
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Brandtson - Lie To Me
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Brandtson - Little Rounder
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Brandtson - Long Walk Home
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Brandtson - Margot
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Brandtson - On Three
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Brandtson - Over And Out
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Brandtson - Parallels
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Brandtson - Stop Machine
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Brandtson - Strand
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Brandtson - Throwing Rocks Tonight
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Brandtson - With Friends Like You
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Brandtson - Words For You
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Brandtson - You Do The Science
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Brandtson - 12th And Middle
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Brandtson - A Thousand Years
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Brandtson - Ain't No Trip To Cleveland
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Brandtson - Anything And Everything
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Brandtson - Blindspot
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Brandtson - Boys Lie
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Brandtson - Breaking Ground
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Brandtson - Bricks And Windows
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Brandtson - C'Mon Fascista
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Brandtson - Circa 1991
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Brandtson - Command Q, Command Z
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Brandtson - Fireworks And Phonecalls
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Brandtson - Glutton For Tragedy
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Brandtson - Guest List
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Brandtson - In a Word
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Brandtson - In The Pills
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Brandtson - King Of Pain
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Brandtson - Mark It A Zero
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Brandtson - Mercy Medical
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Brandtson - Mexico
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Brandtson - Nineveh
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Brandtson - Nobody Dances Anymore
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Brandtson - Potential Getaway Driver
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Brandtson - Probably Nothing
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Brandtson - Round 13
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Brandtson - Shannon Said
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Brandtson - Sic Transit Gloria (Glory Fades)
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Brandtson - Some Kind Of Jet Pilot
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Brandtson - Still life
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Brandtson - Summer In St. Claire
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Brandtson - Tapping The Vain
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Brandtson - Tapping The Van
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Brandtson - The Bottle And The Sea
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Brandtson - The Rookie Year
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Brandtson - The Secret
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Brandtson - Waking Up To Yellow
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Brandtson - Who Are You Now?
Earthquakes And Sharks
Brandtson
I drove my black El Camino
I met up with an old gringo
He showed me round, and said to call him Joe.
I was there about a week or so,
Wound up in the general hospital,
Joe said don't drink the water no more,
How the hell was I supposed to know?
Drove up to San Diego
Saw a sign for Mission Beach
And so, went out deep into the ocean,
Saw a shark and had a stroke.
Back in the ambulance I go,
Had a dream about a girl I used to know,
She said "I got to warn ya bout Mexico and California."
Earthquakes and sharks to start us off,
If Chupacabras ain't enough,
Black widow spiders and killer bees,
Ain't no shade and ain't no trees.
Black bears and heat, polluted air,
There's traffic jams beyond compare.
That's all I got to warn ya bout Mexico and California.
Woke up and said I got to go,
Doc said "Relax, just take it slow."
I tried to argue, but don't you know,
Bout California and Mexico?
Right then, the doctor hit the floor,
The building shook, then shook some more,
I looked down at him and swore,
"You son of a bitch! I told you so!"
Earthquakes and sharks to start us off,
If Chupacabras ain't enough,
Black widow spiders and killer bees,
Ain't no shade and ain't no trees.
Black bears and heat, polluted air,
There's traffic jams beyond compare.
That's all I got to warn ya bout Mexico and California.
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