Guess who calls you up sometimes and then hangs up the phone
 
 You wonderin' if you did wrong to someone you know
 
 I only call you when I think you won't be home
 
 But when I hear your voice I hang up the telephone
 
  
  In my imagination I know what to say
 
 Deep in my mental antisocial games I play
 
 I want to talk to you but I can't get past your sweet hello
 
 And when I hear your voice I hang up the telephone
  
 
 It would be quite advantageous if I could be more courageous
 
 So many things I want to tell you, maybe someday I may just
 
 I always call you when I'm feelin' all alone
 
 But when I hear your voice I hang up the telephone
  
 
     What do I do when I call you up? (Hang up!)
  
 
 I pretend I'm talkin' and my voice sounds like a dial tone
 
 Can't deal with it or without it, my excuse is dry as bone
 
 I go to pieces and my blood turns into fire - ha
 
 I'm burnin' up inside consumed by my own desire
 
 I wanna get with you but you'll never love a liar
 
 I am the loser - the abuser of the wire
  
 
 I'm holdin' on to you by hangin' on your stiffing drone
 
 But when I hear your voice I fall into a silent hole
 
 I only call you when I think you won't be home
 
 But when I hear your voice I hang up the telephone
  
 
     What do I do when I call you up? (Hang up!)
 
     hello?