If you can't face the day 
 You'd better stay in bed, girl 
 It's not my only job 
 To organize your head, girl 
    You say that married life 
 Is such a hellish load 
 If you can't take it girl 
 Just pack your bags and hit the road   
 Run back to mama 
 Tell her that I do all sorts of terrible things 
 Run back to mama 
 Will you always be tied to those apron strings?   
 You say my jokes are crude 
 You think I am a sinner 
 You say I yell too loud 
 Each time you burn the dinner   
 You say I treat you 
 Like a child that's misbehavin' 
 If you can't take it girl 
 It just you best be "On your way"   
 Run back to mama 
 Tell her that I do all sorts of terrible things 
 Run back to mama 
 Will you always be tied to those apron strings?   
 Run back to mama 
 Tell her that I do all sort of terrible things 
 Run back to mama 
 Will you always be tied to those apron string?