There was a dude by the name of remis
I talked about his gal
And she said he only had a 1 inch penis
I got her on her motha f**kin her knees
That b**ch was screamin
Please chase please
Sh*t i don`t care
In the game of playaz playin ain`t fair
Wat the hell was i gona do now
That b**ch was fatter than a god damn cow
Oh damn i didn`t mean to talk about you brotha
But sh*it i did get some from your tight ass mother
Ah well last time i had my penis examined
They said i had a desease
So i took the nurse in the back room
And got that bi**ch on her knees
But when the bitch got out she had sifilus, gonorea and aids
Seems to me after all that she should been my maid
